Other matches 16th to 21st of April

[rurikbird]

Well… we know have the ultimate sacrifice to be considered.

Don’t worry Hal, I’ll find a younger apprentice to continue your good work.

In Hal’s defence, losing to Man City in the final would actually feel worse than being eliminated by Villareal in the semi-final, so he is right about predicting the worst possible outcome. Don’t you dare question the master doom-monger!

 

[doctor_mac]

In Hal’s defence, losing to Man City in the final would actually feel worse than being eliminated by Villareal in the semi-final, so he is right about predicting the worst possible outcome. Don’t you dare question the master doom-monger!

You can slice it and dice it any way you want, but Halmy has just predicted a Liverpool victory over Villareal, which is undoubtedly breaking his solemn oath and 6CMs code.

*prepares sacrificial altar*

 

[dee]

You can slice it and dice it any way you want, but Halmy has just predicted a Liverpool victory over Villareal, which is undoubtedly breaking his solemn oath and 6CMs code.

*prepares sacrificial altar*

I’m afraid I see it the same way. Need a hand?

 

[StevieM]

I’m afraid I see it the same way. Need a hand?

And now we have Rurik to chuck on the pile too.

With The Count close to the edge as well… that’s the sort of mass sacrifice that might just get us to a scrappy 1-0 home defeat against Villarreal!!!

 

[Halmeister]

You're not thinking long game and maximum pain. We have to get into the final so we can be humiliated by City.

 

[Hyena]

Even Hal has dropped the ball. We are truly fked. Europa Conference League awaits.

 

[MomoWASright]

Jokes aside, I think it’s impossible for us to finish that low.

Edit: the highest spurs can finish is 3rd with 75 points. We have 76.

 

[The Nomad]

Jokes aside, I think it’s impossible for us to finish that low.

Edit: the highest spurs can finish is 3rd with 75 points. We have 76.

Points deduction incoming...

 

[doctor_mac]

You're not thinking long game and maximum pain. We have to get into the final so we can be humiliated by City.

Just checking Halmy, but it would really help with the power of the sacrifice if you were a virgin. How we doing on that front? I'd prefer if you maintained chastity at the very least going forward. Giving one for the team is to not give one for the team if you get my meaning.

 

[rurikbird]

Now I think I'm beginning to understand how the Salem witch trials started...

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[StevieM]

Technically, Harry Potter was pretty shit at spells….

Which probably makes the comparison even better.

 

[tombrown]

Technically, Harry Potter was pretty shit at spells….

Which probably makes the comparison even better.

In fact he was a one trick (expeliamus) pony ...

 

[dee]

In fact he was a one trick (expeliamus) pony ...

… and the deer thing

 

[The Nomad]

In fact he was a one trick (expeliamus) pony ...

If you're going to be a nerd at least spell it right.. otherwise you'll just come across like a Neville.

Expelliarmus

 

[StevieM]

If you're going to be a nerd at least spell it right.. otherwise you'll just come across like a Neville.

Expelliarmus

Gary, Phil or Longbottom?

 

[The Nomad]

Gary, Phil or Longbottom?

Is there a difference?

 

[StevieM]

Is there a difference?

Yes.

 

[The Nomad]

Yes.

Does it matter? A Nevilles a Nevilles a Neville.

Just ask Neville Neville.

 

[Woland]

What do you call a woman with two cunts?

Mrs Neville.

Sorry. Evergreen joke imo.

 

[Woland]

That manure defense! Better than pills for my mood

 

[Shadey]

Wreck it Ralph strikes again.

 

[Halmeister]

Just checking Halmy, but it would really help with the power of the sacrifice if you were a virgin. How we doing on that front? I'd prefer if you maintained chastity at the very least going forward. Giving one for the team is to not give one for the team if you get my meaning.

Banging birds left, right and centre this week sorry. Hence why the club is doomed... I'm a top shagger. Lads! Lads! Lads!

 

[Bradley]

A top, top shagger?

 

[Fabio]

You don't have to be a shagger to be a top shagger, but he is a top shagger

 

[doctor_mac]

You don't have to be a shagger to be a top shagger, but he is a top shagger

Lol

 

[StevieM]

Does it matter? A Nevilles a Nevilles a Neville.

Just ask Neville Neville.

One of them Nevilles is a Longbottom, the other two are Arseholes.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

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