Names on shirts

[Fabio]

Just saw a lad with Spearing on the back

Why?

Is it the cult aspect? The need to be different? Is he a hipster?

 

[themn]

Was it Spearing ?

 

[Athens]

Perhaps it's his cousin who is also called Spearing?

 

[FoxForceFive]

I saw a bald, really fat 40 odd year old in the Asda wearing the new Liverpool shirt with Suarez on the back.

I instantly though 'fuck off you tool'. It was just automatic.

I dont get why a grown man would have a players name on their back. Even most teenagers dont bother now.

 

[Woland]

Maybe the kid is being realistic. He knows he's not great at footy but if he works really hard and just sticks at it then he might get a go, as such Spearing is his hero. I bet he also whacks off about the dowdy girls in class rather than porn stars. This kid is level headed and accepts life for what it is.

 

[Fabio]

I saw a bald, really fat 40 odd year old in the Asda wearing the new Liverpool shirt with Suarez on the back.

I instantly though 'fuck off you tool'. It was just automatic.

I dont get why a grown man would have a players name on their back. Even most teenagers dont bother now.

*refuses to admit he'll get sturridge on his back if we get him*

 

[Sunny]

I saw a bald, really fat 40 odd year old in the Asda wearing the new Liverpool shirt with Suarez on the back.

I instantly though 'fuck off you tool'. It was just automatic.

I dont get why a grown man would have a players name on their back. Even most teenagers dont bother now.

I dont know why a grown man would wear a Liverpool kit unless they are playing 5 a side or are Irish/Welsh/Woollyback (delete as appropriate)

 

[peterhague]

I dont know why a grown man would wear a Liverpool kit unless they are playing 5 a side or are Irish/Welsh/Woollyback (delete as appropriate)

I agree. They're horrible. I wouldn't even wear one round the house for comfort cos they're made of that horrible nylon stuff.

 

[Sunny]

Susceptible to nipple chafe ?

 

[peterhague]

Very much so.

 

[Fabio]

I think they're comfy 🙁

 

[Rouge Penguin]

Football kits are for the ground, the pub on game day or playing football in. They arent casual attire.

Parents who allow kids in john terry full strips for no reason fuck me off as well

 

[Cerberus]

I don't see what the big deal is. The new kit is very comfortable. I like the look of it and I like showing my support by wearing it.

 

[Fabio]

I'm present lying on my bed wearing my Liverpool top

Say summit

 

[Rouge Penguin]

Summit

 

[Rouge Penguin]

I'm present lying on my bed wearing my Liverpool top

Say summit

Have you also got a bedset, curtains, wallpaper, light shade, bedside lamp,bin and pictures of the squad on your wall?

 

[Sunny]

I'm present lying on my bed wearing my Liverpool top

Say summit

With no strides on? Eww.

 

[doctor_mac]

With no strides on? Eww.

I thought that immediately too. THE IMAGE WON'T GO AWAY!!!!

 

[Fabio]

Have you also got a bedset, curtains, wallpaper, light shade, bedside lamp,bin and pictures of the squad on your wall?

No


The team sheet is in the toilet


*slimey smile*

 

[Modo]

 

[Leo]

Ha, that's a street wum!

 

[Hyena]

Just saw a lad with Spearing on the back

Why?

Is it the cult aspect? The need to be different? Is he a hipster?

Maybe he's a javelin thrower.

 

[gkmacca]

The name 'Spearing' is quite suggestive in a gay way. Maybe he was sending out a message, like those dudes who have their keys dangling from one side of their belt.

 

[doctor_mac]

I didn't know about the keys belt thing. Perhaps you'd like to explain Macca....

 

[Fabio]

Yeah, should have clarified sooner

By "lad", I meant a lad. A kid. A boy.

So...... Yeah

 

[gkmacca]

I didn't know about the keys belt thing. Perhaps you'd like to explain Macca....

Apparently in places like Fire Island the key position on a belt is supposed to signify to, er, likeminded blokes who prefers giving or receiving.

 

[Hyena]

Apparently?

 

[Mersey86]

Maybe he thinks it will be worth more in 30 years. I can imagine there will be many retired Suarez shirts, but think of the value of a shirt with Traore on the back .... or Poulsen.

 

[gene hughes]

Whatever part of the world you're in, keys hanging from your belt means you don't have a girlfriend.

 

[Hansern]

Why even bother caring about people wearing the shirt or having a players name on the back?
Good for them if they want to.

Just bought the new home kit with Allen on the back, and I couldnt care less what people think.
Will be wearing it to the pub and probably Anfield when I go there.