Mo Salah's got a song

[Ryan]

‘We bought the lad from Roma and he scores every game,
He’s Egyptian and he’s brilliant and Mohammed’s his name.
Mo Salah lalala Mo Salah lalala'

To the tune of 'Horse with No Name' by the sounds of it.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Too bad. Was really hoping the below would catch on:

Mo, mo. Mo, mo, mo, mo. Mo, mo, mo, mo. Mo has no limits. Mo Salah - he's our new star. No defender too fast, no volley too hard. Mo, Mo Salah won't give up the fight. He runs in behind but stays onside.

To 'No Limits' by 2 Unlimited

 

[Fabio]

I'd heard the kolo toure chant , changed to mo salah at the ground

 

[Dreambeliever]

And Sturridge still hasn't got one

 

[Skullflower]

That's fucking awful compared to the one I made up

 

[Rosco]

And Sturridge still hasn't got one

There's not much chance of him getting one now

 

[Dreambeliever]

There's not much chance of him getting one now

Oh Danny boy, the bubbles, the bubbles are calling.

 

[Skullflower]

Too bad. Was really hoping the below would catch on:

Mo, mo. Mo, mo, mo, mo. Mo, mo, mo, mo. Mo has no limits. Mo Salah - he's our new star. No defender too fast, no volley too hard. Mo, Mo Salah won't give up the fight. He runs in behind but stays onside.

To 'No Limits' by 2 Unlimited

If my brain ever came up with something like this I would put bullets in it.

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

That's fucking awful compared to the one I made up

Do share.

 

[Brizzle]

The Kolo one has been pretty frequent but glad a proper one is emerging. Love it.

 

[manwithnoname]

We had a fucking Kolo Toure song?

Jesus CHRIST

Did Modo write it? His Jordan Henderson song is the most embarrassing thing I've seen on here for ages, so I hope so.

 

[Brizzle]

it wasn't really 'our' song but it is the one that you would hear at some point between 1am and 4am in the streets of any city between 2011 and 2015.

 

[Spionkop69]

I'd heard the kolo toure chant , changed to mo salah at the ground

That can fuck right off. Modern fan bollocks right there.

 

[Spionkop69]

And Sturridge still hasn't got one

Err yes he has.

It's simple, it's the same as the Dalglish or Fowler one. It's an endangered chant due to Sturridge's lack of game time. Can't see him lasting much longer here the way we play now.

Plus that chant is rarely given to just anyone.

 

[Judge Jules]

And Sturridge still hasn't got one

Or a song.

 

[Squiggles]

Songs a bit shit.

Nothing beats the Torres bounce.

 

[Spionkop69]

it wasn't really 'our' song but it is the one that you would hear at some point between 1am and 4am in the streets of any city between 2011 and 2015.

Am I alone in thinking its a cringeworthy bag of shite even before the players start actually joining in and filming it?

 

[Spionkop69]

The more I think about the Horse with no name ditty, the more I like it. Make it catch on! It's simple, it's original and it's a great old tune.

All this 2 Unlimited and the like are just shit.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fast songs like 2 unlimited won't work properly in a stadium either, too hard to all sing together (just listen to the huge lag between the Anfield road & the Kop during a game to understand why), as the song will sound all wrong when one end is singing at a different speed or tempo.

I like this one, it'll defo catch on.