But we got Ming so who was the real winner?Were we ever close to getting to De Bruyne? Fucking hell though - Chelsea got some brilliant talent from Belgium (Lukaku, De Bruye, Courtois, T Hazard etc)
But we got Ming so who was the real winner?Were we ever close to getting to De Bruyne? Fucking hell though - Chelsea got some brilliant talent from Belgium (Lukaku, De Bruye, Courtois, T Hazard etc)
Aguero literally begged us to sign him, and we didn't. De Bruyne was also a Liverpool fan apparently.
Bitch thinks he's a superstar eh
Seems pretty level headed considering someone splurged 170 million on him when he was still in his teens. I'd even let him off with one of those shiny mong cars at that age.
Man now I really want us to sign him, he seems like a nice lad and he already speaks English.
Of course!I mostly like him because he looks like a Ninja Turtle (Leonardo to be specific)
Rafa didn't get the cash to sign Aguero from Argentina.
But we got Ming so who was the real winner?
Theres follow up to that too.anyone seen the Linda tweet today, in the comments she engages with fans, classic comment she tweets;
Random story: Someone in the stands said something to me, and I heard, “Ask John to sign my bat” (John is asked to sign bats and baseballs), and I asked if he had the bat, so I could get John to sign it, the guy was confused why I wanted a bat, so he clarified “Mbappé”
It made me laugh....
Benjamin is a little bit of a nobTheres follow up to that too.
She didn't reply. Unsurprisingly.Benjamin is a little bit of a nob
Of course!
He wants to be reunited with Raphael(Ox).
Between Ox, Mbappe and Brewster we would only be one ninja turtle short of the complete set.
There are actually 5 now. There is a yellow (masked) one named Jennika
Aha...a female turtle huh?There are actually 5 now. There is a yellow (masked) one named Jennika
Aha...a female turtle huh?
Hahait's political correctness gone woke
Knew the internet was strange, but a turtle with tits seems to stretch the imagination too far.
There's no way a girl turtle would be able to handle a full-sized samurai sword or pair of nunchuks, and she'd be very unlikely to agree to live in secret HQ that was located in a sewer
On another note, Mbappe's English is really good. I saw some interviews of him with Nike a few months back and he needed a translator. How often do non-Prem based players take up the language? I know Milner took Spanish lessons and speaks it but he's an exception. I'd be arsed to take up any language if I'm not moving there or gearing for a career move.
Although, if you're doing promo stuff in the states and hanging out with North American sports stars as you nurture your global brand you might want to pick up English.
Knew the internet was strange, but a turtle with tits seems to stretch the imagination too far.
Sign him up then!Mcmanaman has warned us not to sign him