Matchday 31 - Other Games (2-4 April)

[dee]

Off to Red Cafe 😇

 

[The Nomad]

That will wind up United for the weekend 😞

Disagree completely

 

[Frogfish]

Haha absolutely suicidal defending by United. First the whole team running like crazy into the attack and then (Trent and Origi-like) totally ignoring Palmer from the corner - who then got a delicious deflection.

 

[Donavan Ried]

4-3... How are Utd liking that now 🤣🤣🤣

 

[rubans]

Chelsea celebrating top half like they won the Top 4.

 

[Squiggles]

I'm already getting a semi thinking about the Goldbridge meltdown.

 

[dee]

Cole Palmer - fucking freak

 

[Fabio]

Disagree completely

Agree.

Being the better side, coming back from 2 down to win, only to throw it away in the 99th and 100th minute? Nah. That's soul crushing

 

[binomial]

Just when I thought Utd had turned another corner…..oh well.

 

[binomial]

Cole Palmer chasing Bruno’s penalty record in a single season, how many is that now for him….over half?

Surely he’s now above Phil Foden as the all time English great?

 

[jan]

Cole Palmer - fucking freak

He's a big weirdo. Post match interview was very odd again

 

[rubans]

Chelsea fans will be celebrating this all night. They will be singing about this across the West End for days to come.

 

[Fabio]

He's a big weirdo. Post match interview was very odd again

Looks the sort who'd bed his sister

 

[Frogfish]

Varane and Evans both went off injured tonight. Are United down to one CB for our match on Sunday?

United conceded 28 shots tonight. Bodes well.

 

[jan]

Varane and Evans both went off injured tonight. Are United down to one CB for our match on Sunday?

Cue some forgotten cunt / random kid having the game of his life

 

[binomial]

United conceded 28 shots tonight. Bodes well.

Still fewer to what they conceded last time they came to Anfield…..

 

[binomial]

Daily Mail for you.

 

[Modo]

View: https://x.com/robbierosenhaus/status/1775997389716779418

 

[Dreambeliever]

Delicious. Palmer is such a weirdo but sensational footballer.

 

[RedStar]

I can't totally understand how Pochettino is still there. There have been about 10 performances where i thought, well, that's it then.

Pochettino is like the living embodiment of that old Sam Allerdyce line that if he had a Spanish name all the top clubs would be lining up for him. He's been stealing a very healthy living for the last 5 years.

 

[Mystic]

Pochettino is like the living embodiment of that old Sam Allerdyce line that if he had a Spanish name all the top clubs would be lining up for him. He's been stealing a very healthy living for the last 5 years.

Hes definitely been more Martin Patterson since 2018.

 

[Frogfish]

Goldbridge on Onana : weak wrists, he doesn't spend any time on Pornhub does he.

 

[moron]

On a serious note - they will probably smash us on Sunday now

 

[King Binny]

View: https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1776247517832753368

 

[The Nomad]

View: https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1776247517832753368

I wonder if he said the exact same as Goldbridge.

I might have to find the flying pigs reaction.

 

[Farkmaster]

I wonder if it'll be really angry and shouty!

I wonder if they'll gesticulate wildly, and "break" things without breaking them.

I wonder if they'll use prewritten phrases to describe how shit they are.

Oh the surprises that lay in store for us.

 

[dee]

I wonder if it'll be really angry and shouty!

I wonder if they'll gesticulate wildly, and "break" things without breaking them.

I wonder if they'll use prewritten phrases to describe how shit they are.

Oh the surprises that lay in store for us.

Step away from this line of thought. It only leads to speculation about the true night that Jools celebrates his nanna’s hooters and there lies the path to madness

 

[Farkmaster]

As long as we keep rewarding random "creators" for being hacks, I'll stay grounded.

 

[The Nomad]

I wonder if it'll be really angry and shouty!

I wonder if they'll gesticulate wildly, and "break" things without breaking them.

I wonder if they'll use prewritten phrases to describe how shit they are.

Oh the surprises that lay in store for us.

Someone woke up and chose violence today.