Mason Greenwood

[StevieM]

I apologise profusely to Gary for my inappropriate behaviour and await whatever punishment is deemed necessary.

Ross would never admit any wrongdoing or apologise - this is your chance lads - ban us both - I’ll throw myself at your mercy.

 

[Rosco]

How do you ban one of the owners?

Easily.

It wouldn't be the first time it's happened

 

[Holle]

Do.

And ban everyone else who has used it too:

Holle
Oncy
Doc Mac
StevieM

Eh?

 

[Rosco]

Eh?

You used a homophobic term, in full view of Sumo too. So unfortunately you need to be banned.

 

[dantes]

Hello @Holly welcome to the site.

 

[Holle]

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You used a homophobic term, in full view of Sumo too. So unfortunately you need to be banned.

Ah, ok.

 

[dantes]

After you will die you will eventually, inevitably wake up some place else at some other time. Then poof you'll go again because that place will probably not be stable. Another 50 billions years, back you come. It will never ever end.

Done. Case closed. As if I was ever going to accept a ban myself like the rest of you woke losers.

 

[doctor_mac]

@monsieurdantes had so much better material. Those were the days – quantum physics, engineering, legal eagling, and relatedly, failing to shag hot south American women. Happier, simpler times.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

This sounds quite serious.

I'd like to volunteer to conduct an independent report on this matter and present my findings/recommendations to the owners of this site.

 

[monsieurdantes]

@monsieurdantes had so much better material. Those were the days – quantum physics, engineering, legal eagling, and relatedly, failing to shag hot south American women. Happier, simpler times.

You didn't appreciate me enough Doc.
I'm not coming back.

xxx

 

[dantes]

Imposter!!! There can be only one!!!!!

 

[dantes]

 

[doctor_mac]

FFS @dantes and @monsieurdantes! Don't cross the streams! This could bring cataclysm in both of your parallel universes!

 

[monsieurdantes]

Imposter!!! There can be only one!!!!!

Yes, that's me.
The fact everyone thinks you're me shows how fucking stupid this site is. That's why I left to spend time in the lab, and try and figure out how general anesthesia works. Once I figure that out, maybe I'll find another lady worth my time.

xxx

 

[Rosco]

This sounds quite serious.

I'd like to volunteer to conduct an independent report on this matter and present my findings/recommendations to the owners of this site.

Poofgate begins.

 

[dantes]

Yes, that's me.
The fact everyone thinks you're me shows how fucking stupid this site is. That's why I left to spend time in the lab, and try and figure out how general anesthesia works. Once I figure that out, maybe I'll find another lady worth my time.

xxx

You are obviously the inferior prototype, don't make me crush you with my bare hands.

 

[doctor_mac]

You can take him @monsieurdantes!

 

[dantes]

You can take him @monsieurdantes!

If he possesses even a fraction of his old intelligence, he will know that isn't true.

 

[monsieurdantes]

Things I learned from @dantes:

 

[dantes]

Things I learned from @dantes:

We both know that you couldn't even muster the strength to murder Lucas. Were it up to you Oncy would still be alive and the consequence of that doesn't bear thinking about.

 

[monsieurdantes]

We both know that you couldn't even muster the strength to murder Lucas. Were it up to you Oncy would still be alive and the consequence of that doesn't bear thinking about.

Stick to babbling about Covid "Dantes" - I can't believe you actually think people read that hogwash and think it's 'science'. My left testicle could present better scientific data if requested - and you post that shit? Fucking hell. I wonder if you're Glock reincarnated?

Fuck that, I now remember why I fucked off ... you guys enjoy this cheap, pathetic imitation of me ... I mean may of me when I was in my mother's womb, but I guess still an imitation ... meh.

xxx

 

[6TimesaRed]

So calling someone a puff is a bannable offence ?

Even though we've all seen the video of Greenwood kissing a bloke ?

So the next time someone calls me a cunt, they'll be banned right ?

Calling sometime a cunt can have many meanings, depends how is said and what the context is..

It not necessarily offensive, ok. The word is, but I'm the context how is said not so in some instances

For example.

ya old cunt!
He's a good cunt..
Funny cunt

Giving directions

See that cunt over there. Well head towards him and then take a left.

Very helpful..

Infact I've worked in Kitchens in the past where Cunt is regularly used in everyone's vocabulary.. To be called such a thing, essentially means you have been accepted as part of the Team

We got an order for a customer that's running late.. which cunt is takiing care of this.. ?

'I am Boss'

Right, yer slow cunt get on with it, customer is waiting.. :winks:

The fact you are being called a cunt, you are accepted as part of the Kitchen Clan, that's always apparent when working in kitchens..

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Calling sometime a cunt can have many meanings, depends how is said and what the context is..

It not necessarily offensive, ok. The word is, but I'm the context how is said not so in some instances

For example.

ya old cunt!
He's a good cunt..
Funny cunt

Giving directions

See that cunt over there. Well head towards him and then take a left.

Very helpful..

Infact I've worked in Kitchens in the past where Cunt is regularly used in everyone's vocabulary.. To be called such a thing, essentially means you have been accepted as part of the Team

We got an order for a customer that's running late.. which cunt is takiing care of this.. ?

'I am Boss'

Right, yer slow cunt get on with it, customer is waiting.. :winks:

The fact you are being called a cunt, you are accepted as part of the Kitchen Clan, that's always apparent when working in kitchens..

So we're both cunts mate?

 

[MomoWASright]

So we're both cunts mate?

We’re all cunts in here. That’s what makes this place unique.

 

[Rosco]

Calling sometime a cunt can have many meanings, depends how is said and what the context is..

It not necessarily offensive, ok. The word is, but I'm the context how is said not so in some instances

For example.

ya old cunt!
He's a good cunt..
Funny cunt

Giving directions

See that cunt over there. Well head towards him and then take a left.

Very helpful..

Infact I've worked in Kitchens in the past where Cunt is regularly used in everyone's vocabulary.. To be called such a thing, essentially means you have been accepted as part of the Team

We got an order for a customer that's running late.. which cunt is takiing care of this.. ?

'I am Boss'

Right, yer slow cunt get on with it, customer is waiting.. :winks:

The fact you are being called a cunt, you are accepted as part of the Kitchen Clan, that's always apparent when working in kitchens..

What about poof ?

Can it be ever be okay to call a United player a poof ?

 

[The Nomad]

What on earth has this thread become?

 

[6TimesaRed]

What about poof ?

Can it be ever be okay to call a United player a poof ?

Yes.

i.e and just like that, poof, Ronaldo scored

 

[Modo]

was it dantes or @monsieurdantes who was assisting me with my math problems?

 

[dantes]

was it dantes or @monsieurdantes who was assisting me with my math problems?

If you restate the problem, then only one of us will be able to help, whilst the imposter will be left flailing around hopelessly.

 

[Modo]

If you restate the problem, then only one of us will be able to help, whilst the imposter will be left flailing around hopelessly.

It was like 8 years ago, I don't remember a thing