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Mascherano going then?

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[quote author=jan link=topic=41151.msg1143018#msg1143018 date=1280222031]
I think Muntari might be the ugliest football player on the planet
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Munter.
 
[quote author=jan link=topic=41151.msg1143018#msg1143018 date=1280222031]
I think Muntari might be the ugliest football player on the planet
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Nope that's Ribery, Rooney and Kuyt are not far behind. Muntari fits comfortable in their company though! :laugh:
 
[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=41151.msg1143014#msg1143014 date=1280221879]
[quote author=crump link=topic=41151.msg1143010#msg1143010 date=1280221747]
Did you see that goal he scored in the World Cup? It was boss.
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Isnt he meant to be a bit mad?
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Given his likely real age, it's probably Alzheimer's
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41151.msg1143025#msg1143025 date=1280222347]
[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=41151.msg1143014#msg1143014 date=1280221879]
[quote author=crump link=topic=41151.msg1143010#msg1143010 date=1280221747]
Did you see that goal he scored in the World Cup? It was boss.
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Isnt he meant to be a bit mad?
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Given his likely real age, it's probably Alzheimer's
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On the medical, they slice through his nob and count the rings.
 
[quote author=crump link=topic=41151.msg1143017#msg1143017 date=1280221996]
Rabies mad, fully schiz'd up, or a bit of a prankster?
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Id like to say the prankster, but who knows!
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41151.msg1142987#msg1142987 date=1280220628]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=41151.msg1142982#msg1142982 date=1280220306]
Sky Sports News had some stats up before that showed we had a better win % without Masch and lost less games when he didn't play.

Nicked this from another site, thats quite interesting.
[/quote]Oh dear. Is there anything you wouldn't try to spin positively?
Mascherano played in all our toughest games. When he didn't play we were playing against bottom half dross. It's hardly a suprising stat.
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AHEM - In the same piece Lucas was rated as the 8th best tackler in the league.....*legs it*
 
Meh, we all knew it anyway.

Replacements? Haven't a fucking clue.

Senna's quality, but probably too old for the league.
Parker will no doubt be overpriced.
Catermole is a fiesty little cunt, but he's got a lot to learn.
Defour's a very decent player, but not an out and out DM

I want a Hamann mkII. Where are you?
 
[quote author=Whitey85 link=topic=41151.msg1143039#msg1143039 date=1280223116]
Poulson will be coming in from Juve.
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What? Selling a player for £25m and then getting in an inferior, cheap player as a replacement?

No WAY
 
[quote author=Whitey85 link=topic=41151.msg1143039#msg1143039 date=1280223116]
Poulson will be coming in from Juve.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I dont know who we should buy but we shouldnt waste time looking for a replica player type as Mascher, because there isnt one. Mascher is unique
 
[quote author=Jack D Rips link=topic=41151.msg1143045#msg1143045 date=1280223442]
I dont know who we should buy but we shouldnt waste time looking for a replica player type as Mascher, because there isnt one. Mascher is unique
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He's the only defensive midfielder in the world?
 
[quote author=DHSC link=topic=41151.msg1143044#msg1143044 date=1280223326]
[quote author=Whitey85 link=topic=41151.msg1143039#msg1143039 date=1280223116]
Poulson will be coming in from Juve.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just a guess going on previous links so don't top yourself.
 
[quote author=Whitey85 link=topic=41151.msg1143048#msg1143048 date=1280223543]
[quote author=DHSC link=topic=41151.msg1143044#msg1143044 date=1280223326]
[quote author=Whitey85 link=topic=41151.msg1143039#msg1143039 date=1280223116]
Poulson will be coming in from Juve.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just a guess going on previous links so don't top yourself.
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Poulsen's more of a nutcase than Muntari.

Ha.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41151.msg1143047#msg1143047 date=1280223505]
[quote author=Jack D Rips link=topic=41151.msg1143045#msg1143045 date=1280223442]
I dont know who we should buy but we shouldnt waste time looking for a replica player type as Mascher, because there isnt one. Mascher is unique
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He's the only defensive midfielder in the world?
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No
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41151.msg1142974#msg1142974 date=1280219671]
[quote author=grjt link=topic=41151.msg1142972#msg1142972 date=1280219469]
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=41151.msg1142966#msg1142966 date=1280219034]
I'm actually a bit frustrated.

If it were always clear that he'd be giving us one more year and that's it, we should have been more motivated to sell him much much earlier.

As it stands now, any potential transfer is going to resemble Owen's instead of Xabi's.
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What. The. Fuck.

Owen was a £20m+ player, who ended up going for 8m.

Mascher is a £25-30m player who will gor for £20-25m.

Is he going to go for less than half of what hes worth? No.

What are you fucking blithering about?
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Perhaps he's talking about how the negotiations with Madrid over the ransfer of Alonso took a while, and by the time it had finally been agreed, we rushed out and bought a spaz because it was getting rather close to the start of our season.
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Exactly.

There's a month left in which to negotiate a transfer, get a good price AND bring in a quality replacement.

I'd have thought we'd have learnt from the Alonso transfer; yes, it's an unfair comparison because Alonso did drop a bombshell, so it shouldnt have happened again if Mascherano had made his intent known last year.

It's possible that he might have stayed if Rafa were still here, but considering he wanted to leave last year whilst Rafa was still here last year and coming off a 2nd place suggests otherwise.
 
If we start against Arsenal with Lucas in the line up, I'll cry big man tears into my pre match pints.
 
[quote author=crump link=topic=41151.msg1143055#msg1143055 date=1280224234]
If we start against Arsenal with Lucas in the line up, I'll cry big man tears into my pre match pints.
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I said the same thing before the Spurs game last season, execpt I said "If Lucas and Masher are the CM partnership for the team against Spurs, we won't win the league"

Because it was obvious what a dreadfully negative and unimaginative combination they would be.

Obviously it worked out far, FAR worse than "not winning the league" and this season it's even worse, because Masher isn't going to be here
 
[quote author=crump link=topic=41151.msg1143055#msg1143055 date=1280224234]
If we start against Arsenal with Lucas in the line up, I'll cry big man tears into my pre match pints.
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At least it won't be N'Gog up front though.

oh...
 
[quote author=Whitey85 link=topic=41151.msg1143039#msg1143039 date=1280223116]
Poulson will be coming in from Juve.
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Death of a thousand cuts.

I dont believe there is a conspiracy at the top to fucking destroy us but only because it wouldnt
make any sense however In a way i wish there was, at least it would suggest a semblance of ability and nefarious intelligence. Is there such a term as dis-investment?

Fuck it im going for a beer
 
[quote author=crump link=topic=41151.msg1143055#msg1143055 date=1280224234]
If we start against Arsenal with Lucas in the line up, I'll cry big man tears into my pre match pints.
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It'll work out just as well as last year!

We had a great thread going then, in which many of us appeared to be very confident that Lucas would be able to step into Alonso's shoes, and allow the Shithouse to get fit and used to the Premiership.

Hopefully Lucas can do a similarly good job at stepping into Masher's shoes.

Isn't it just fucking typical? A few years back we had a midfield the envy of Europe, and this little fucking spaz Lucas arrived as "the new Gerrard".

I hated him from Day One, because it was obvious how shit he was even then, but it was never a HUGE issue because we had the likes of Gerrard, Alonso and Masher ahead of him.

And now fucking look at us. That cunt's the only one left in a Liverpool shirt.
 
Christian Poulsen.

Probably a bit underrated on these boards but he's not a world beater either.

He can pass, he can tackle, he can head.

He's not as pacy as Masher and certainly not as terrier-like but I don't think he's any worse with the ball on his feet though. Playing in Spain and Italy for several years has improved that part of his game. And he's most certainly better in the air. And every bit as big a 'loon' at times as Masher can be.

When Martin Laursen came in from AC Milan after four or five wobly years in Italy I wasn't quite sure what to expect. When he left for Italy many was surprised as his technique wasn't his most obvious skill. However when he arrived in England it was quite clear that the years in Italy combined with his natural skills made him an instant success.

Perhaps Poulsen could do the same for us?

Anyways he certainly loves to kick Kaka (great little clip this)

Christian Poulsen vs. Kaka
 
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=41151.msg1143067#msg1143067 date=1280225621]
Raises glass to Brendan on sunny balcony.

Is there anymore "insider" news on a takeover??
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I've heard nothing at all.

*shrugs*

I'm hopeful that it will happen quickly and quietly and be a huge nice surprise in time for the new season.

Hopeful, but resigned to the fact that "hope" is all it is.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41151.msg1143037#msg1143037 date=1280222980]
I want a Hamann mkII. Where are you?

Busy shutting down all the garbage smashers on the detention level
[/quote]Tee hee.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41151.msg1143071#msg1143071 date=1280226138]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41151.msg1143037#msg1143037 date=1280222980]
I want a Hamann mkII. Where are you?

Busy shutting down all the garbage smashers on the detention level
[/quote]Tee hee.
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Is this a 'you have to be over 30 to get it joke'?
 
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