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Manure v Chelsea

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Look on the bright side El Cunt, you can all have a good larf at tonight's result in training tomorrow such is the wonderful feeling and atmosphere at your new club.
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=44923.msg1314340#msg1314340 date=1302639612]
Scum fans seem to love stealing our songs..
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A rousing rendition of "Fuck off, Chelsea FC" wouldn't be such a bad thing to hear right now.
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=44923.msg1314333#msg1314333 date=1302639488]
Pah. Game off.
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Hahahahahahaaaa !
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44923.msg1314346#msg1314346 date=1302639877]
Kalou always has a look on his face like he's faintly mystified about something.
[/quote] Ha. Anelka always looks surprised.
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=44923.msg1314342#msg1314342 date=1302639695]
Look on the bright side El Cunt, you can all have a good larf at tonight's result in training tomorrow such is the wonderful feeling and atmosphere at your new club.
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Yeah, you can all play "shoot the trainee" with Cashley's air rifle.

And joke and laff and smile.
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=44923.msg1314349#msg1314349 date=1302639944]
How much is Torres worth right now?

40m?
30m?
The amount we paid back in 2007?
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he'd make a good signing for someone like aston villa
 
Helmet cheese.

Saxon Farms indvidually hand picked horses helmets, stuffed with garlic and fromunder cheese. Cheese fromunder helmets.
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=44923.msg1314358#msg1314358 date=1302640290]
Is that all Torres ever was? A mirage? A rich man's Darren Bent?
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I genuinely believe he's physically fucked.

And his attitude doesn't help him either.
 
I can't believe they keep dropping Drogba. He's bloody amazing. What a well taken goal.
Nobody agreed with me at the time but I remember a couple of years ago (when Torres was scoring like fun for us) suggesting that Drogba was the better forward. I think he still is.
Bloody powerful, creates tons of opportunities for teammates (except Torres!), and can score goals from anywhere.
They really should have started with him tonight...
Ah well. Hope the Scum get battered by Barca.
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=44923.msg1314358#msg1314358 date=1302640290]
Is that all Torres ever was? A mirage? A rich man's Darren Bent?
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My conclusion is that he was and always will be Steven Gerrard's bitch
 
Terrible performance. Only one player tried and he came on at half time
 
[quote author=monsieurdantes link=topic=44923.msg1314341#msg1314341 date=1302639652]
hahahahahaa this night couldn't have worked out any more painful for Torres hahhahaahahahahahah
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Hahahahahahahaha Man U are closer to winning another title and now they are in the semi finals in Europe.

That's why I didn't watch that fucking game. You can't win.
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=44923.msg1314358#msg1314358 date=1302640290]
Is that all Torres ever was? A mirage? A rich man's Darren Bent?
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A moody porn star and only we had the right dildo.
 
so hands up who honestly said we should get rid of torres while his value is high. fucking hell, kudos.

anita, definately. who else?
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=44923.msg1314364#msg1314364 date=1302640507]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=44923.msg1314358#msg1314358 date=1302640290]
Is that all Torres ever was? A mirage? A rich man's Darren Bent?
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I genuinely believe he's physically fucked.

And his attitude doesn't help him either.
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Yes, I am starting to believe the rumours that we delayed the transfer so long that Chelsea had to rush the medical, and missed how bad the knee was

He is half a yard slower than before the injury last year, and that half yard makes the difference

regard
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=44923.msg1314373#msg1314373 date=1302640799]
so hands up who honestly said we should get rid of Torres while his value is high. fucking hell, kudos.

anita, definately. who else?
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Probably Ross with his Rosconomics.
 
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=44923.msg1314370#msg1314370 date=1302640656]
[quote author=monsieurdantes link=topic=44923.msg1314341#msg1314341 date=1302639652]
hahahahahaa this night couldn't have worked out any more painful for Torres hahhahaahahahahahah
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Hahahahahahahaha Man U are closer to winning another title and now they are in the semi finals in Europe.

That's why I didn't watch that fucking game. You can't win.
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put your money on barca and you will win
 
To Neil:

I don't think we really wanted to get rid of him though, so it's hard for us to take any credit from the transaction.

On the other hand, it's entirely justified for us to feel some schadenfreude and to be genuinely bullish about our two new centre forwards.
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=44923.msg1314373#msg1314373 date=1302640799]
so hands up who honestly said we should get rid of Torres while his value is high. fucking hell, kudos.

anita, definately. who else?
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Not me. Now I'm happy.
 
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=44923.msg1314324#msg1314324 date=1302639357]
And nani begs to give someone a card.
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...and Giggs immediately runs to the ref and asks for one (every fucking time).
...and Evra.
...and Rooney.

Classless cunts, the lot of 'em.
 
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=44923.msg1314370#msg1314370 date=1302640656]
[quote author=monsieurdantes link=topic=44923.msg1314341#msg1314341 date=1302639652]
hahahahahaa this night couldn't have worked out any more painful for Torres hahhahaahahahahahah
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Hahahahahahahaha Man U are closer to winning another title and now they are in the semi finals in Europe.

That's why I didn't watch that fucking game. You can't win.
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No Facebook for a while
 
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