What a fucking load of pap over nothing.
The ridiculous micro analysation of events the press/pundits think will fill column inches and make for lively debate is one of the most hateful things in the game. From the gnashing of teeth over Ashley Williams kicking a ball, to Suarez handling a ball *insert shocked smiley* and all 'events' in between, its a fucking joke. Report the game you dickheads. Report the events.
Either that or go and do this discection job properly. Id like to see every shirt pull that goes unpunished microanalysed and the purveyor ripped to shreds. Id like to see every time a player is clipped and the ref waves play on for that player to shout to the ref and tell him 'Sorry boss, I caught him there, really you should book me!' id like to see every time a goalkeeper comes off his line for a penalty the papers to rip him to shreds as a cheat the next day. Id like to see the studio pundits analyze every wall for every free kick and hound those players who were a few inches less than ten yards at the time of the free kick, and if there happens to be a handball in that same wall i think the only fair punishment (should that player not own up and offer a penalty for his crime) would be the hanging, draing and quartering of the player with his body parts nailed to all four corners of the team bus to warn his former team mates that cheating is cheating.
And most importantly of all, if a player claims a throw in when he KNOWS it isnt his throw in then he should have to explain himself to parliament and if a player pushes a yard down the line with a throw in he should have his arms cut off.
I still love the game.
I just hate everything else about it but the GAME.