Ah, 2020! What wonders and glory await us, I wonder?
Well, beating The Bitters with our Ressies is a good fucking start! Heeeeeeeeeeere's the RAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGS!!!!!
Derbies make it hard to be objective as all that matters really is "don't lose", and when we win, with such a weakened side against a virtually full strength, Ancelotti-led Everton - who were probably favourites (maybe) - it's even harder to be measured and sensible, as evidenced by some of the match reports I have read; we weren't great at all in the first half (and neither were Everton) but they still contrived to create three wonderful chances.
We looked a bit nervous, and made it far too easy for Everton with some slack passing and dunderheaded positioning, and if the Bitters had been more ruthless we'd have conceded at least two of those point-blank efforts. The second half was a different kettle of fishies, as the Bitters dropped from "mediocre" to "fucking hilariously shit" and we took total control. We didn't actually create that much, but the winner, a wonder-strike from Jones, was fully deserved.
Aha.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Adriiiiiiaaaaaan (7) Clean sheet, and made a few decent stops, although the three chances Everton had were far too close to him and any decent keeper would have saved them. One typical Flappy Moment from a corner, but otherwise solid. Good lad.
Williams (7) Neco may have a dumb name, but he looks a player. What I loved most was his aggression and desire to be always involved, all the time. Worked tirelessly, put in a few delightful balls, and never looked too troubled defensively. Technique looks solid too.
Gomez (7) Our most experienced defender. At 22. Haha. Had a good game, and after a few tussles with DCL, came out on top and exuded calmness and control in the second half.
Phillips (6) Wobbly start, he fucked up one situation under a high ball and made a few nervy, poor passing decisions, but he seemed to come into the game after he sent Richarlison flying and improved as the game progressed. Will be happy with his efforts.
Milner (n/a), sub Larouci (7) Worrying early injury gave Larouci an opportunity and he was full of running, tactically disciplined and looked the part. Sound.
Chirivella (7) He seemed to be on the ball every time I looked; always asking for it, calm and organised in possession and, in the great traditions of the metronomic defensive midfielder... kept things ticking over.
Lallana (7) Captain and most experienced player (once Milner went off anyway), Lallana took on that responsibility and gave a captain's display. Worked hard, used the ball well, showed some nice close control and brought calm, class and quality to the midfield. At one point he picked on poor old Sigurdsson, who is EVEN SLOWER than Lallana, skipped past him and ran away, leaving Gylfi looking like a melting snowman in a carpark.
Jones (7) A decent game, and showed in flashes that he's a genuine prospect, but he was kept on the back foot in the first half, and struggled to do much attacking. Different story after the break, and then scored a quite stunning goal from the edge of the box, arcing the ball beautifully over Jordanisaurus Rex and his tiny, spindly arms, and bouncing off the woodwork into the net. Ahhh, wonderful.
Elliot (6) Had a good game in fits and starts, making his usual cute and clever passing count, and he gave Digne a tough game, however he should have had more of a killer end product for all the talent he obviously has.
Minamino (5) Ran about a lot, and couldn't fault his effort, but he looked too lightweight at times, and struggled to make much of an impression. Had one chance with a header, which he put wide. Some encouraging signs - nice burst of pace to get forward - but not much else. Tired after an hour, and subbed soon after.
Origi (6) Big Div gave the Bitters' backline a tough workout, as he is very powerful, quick and likes to work the channels, and is also capable of some surprisingly neat footwork when he does get the ball under control. Couple of chances, one very good save from Pickford, and overall had a pretty good evening, without really getting into top gear.