Liverpool Vs Notts County Match Thread.

[Fallon]

I can't be arsed reading back on some of the knee-jerks in this thread. I will say that it was a desperately unlucky game for the most part IMO, 3 injuries, 3 times off the bar and at least 3 great reaction saves from their keeper. We're desperately missing a creative spark in midfield, Coutinho isn't there yet, and I think it showed at times, and I don't think we give goal number 2 away if Johnson is at RB and we have Enrique at LB.

Got the job done in the end, and some great goals from us. We do need to go and spend some money now though, at least 1 quality CB, at least 1 quality creative attacking player (whether thats top left or midfield, because really we need both).

 

[Rosco]

Shite. That's easily a 4 month lay off for toure

Not with the shit he's on

 

[Ijg]

Made hard work against that lot but did well to come away with a win with 10 men, just hope Toure is back for Sunday.

Sterling was impressive with his attitude and discipline.

We need to start burying our chances though, against better sides our poor finishing will cost us.

 

[FoxForceFive]

My point exactly. Good Test of our new metal

I think it's 'mettle' in that phrase.

Don't know the etymology though tbh.

 

[Markeh]

Neil Mellor has the opposite of a receding hairline, it'll probably make contact with his eyebrows in the next few years.

 

[Squiggles]

Neil Mellor has the opposite of a receding hairline, it'll probably make contact with his eyebrows in the next few years.

It was the cause of the 'lovely cushioned header to GereeerAAAAAAAAAAAARD'.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Has Henderson had a chance to play that role in the hole yet?
Id like to see him there.

He looks better there than Allen does simply cos he looks more dangerous, a bit more aggressive.

 

[gkmacca]

Can someone describe Henderson's goal to me?
Slowly and sexily

It went a bit like this:

 

[Oncy]

I wouldn't. I think we need to move away from this 4-2-3-1 esque formation we're playing unless Coutinho is playing in the hole. Henderson will be much more effective making his runs from deep.

Thats not going to happen though is it.
Gerrard will always play, and im unconvinced Gerrard and Henderson will ever get picked.
I just think hes better inside than out wide.
Id like to see him ahead of Gerrard and Lucas.

 

[gkmacca]

Rodgers: Allen has done his hammy, Toure has probably 'opened up his groin'.

 

[Oncy]

It went a bit like this:

Fuck I love this Macca.
This is why you are the best poster we have ever had.
Absolutely perfect.

 

[Rosco]

Id like to see him ahead of Gerrard and Lucas.

I'd like to see him picked ahead of Gerrard and Lucas.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Rodgers: Allen has done his hammy, Toure has probably 'opened up his groin'.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck cunty fuck fuck cunt.

 

[Modo]

Rodgers: Allen has done his hammy, Toure has probably 'opened up his groin'.

Cissokho's injury isn't too bad.

 

[Whirly]

how long is toure out for? any clues? Looked like a groin issue, which can take weeks, right?

Could take days, weeks, or months

 

[Oncy]

My cock played a blinder again.

I cant believe we will face United without my magnificent member involved.

Its a lost cause.

 

[keniget]

Thats not going to happen though is it.
Gerrard will always play, and im unconvinced Gerrard and Henderson will ever get picked.
I just think hes better inside than out wide.
Id like to see him ahead of Gerrard and Lucas.

It can if we go with more of a 4-3-3 and get the midfielders playing closer together, which I think is a good thing regardless.

 

[Whirly]

Rodgers: Allen has done his hammy, Toure has probably 'opened up his groin'.

I think he said "a wee bit" in regards to both of those

 

[doctor_mac]

Cissokho's injury isn't too bad.

I think Rodgers basically said, 'Cissokho's a big crybaby bitch'

 

[FoxForceFive]

How do you open up your groin a wee bit?!

It sounds exceptionally painful.

 

[Oncy]

It can if we go with more of a 4-3-3 and get the midfielders playing closer together, which I think is a good thing regardless.

Lets be honest, on ALL the evidence of the last 12 months Henderson should be first choice centre mid.
And get to play wherever the fuck he pleases.
Id like to see him do a Lampard. But that means Gerrard playing wider.

 

[Oncy]

Cissokhos ankle turned. It will be weeks.

 

[gkmacca]

How do you open up your groin a wee bit?!

It sounds exceptionally painful.

I told you he was holding his knob.

 

[Hansern]

He did say a wee bit, but Kolos injury looked pretty bad.
With our luck its 2-3 months out.

 

[doctor_mac]

How do you open up your groin a wee bit?!

It sounds exceptionally painful.

It's sore but can be extremely erotic. I tend to use those pointy pliers.

 

[mark1975]

can we get Carra out of retirement?

 

[Hansern]

Cissokhos ankle turned. It will be weeks.

BR says Cissokho had a nick on his ankle but shouldn't be out too long.

 

[FoxForceFive]

It's sore but can be extremely erotic.

"Mac? Mac? What're you doing?"

"I'm opening my groin for you babe, you like it, this turn you on?"

"Aaaarrrrggghhhh"

 

[Oncy]

BR says Cissokho had a nick on his ankle but shouldn't be out too long.

Weeks.

 

[doctor_mac]

"Mac? Mac? What're you doing?"

"I'm opening my groin for you babe, you like it, this turn you on?"

"Aaaarrrrggghhhh"

Once you go there, there's no going back.