Liverpool vs Man UTD Match Thread

[manwithnoname]

Utd fans singing, you've never won the league. Football obviously started in 1992 for them yeah?

Except they're very obviously singing 'you nearly won the league'

 

[darkstarexodus]

YOU FUCKING CUNTS! PUT THE GODDAMN BALL IN THE NET!

 

[manwithnoname]

Here's a hint to Klopp - Milner and Lallana don't score goals, and never will. You cannot win games with one goalscoring threat on the pitch (and even that is maybe going overboard with Firmino)

Yeah, I said this about two hours ago

 

[Leo]

Caulker up top.
Embarrassing.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Caulker going upfront again.

 

[DHSC]

Jurgen Mourinho.

 

[manwithnoname]

Here's a hint to Klopp - Milner and Lallana don't score goals, and never will. You cannot win games with one goalscoring threat on the pitch (and even that is maybe going overboard with Firmino)

Yeah, I said this about two hours ago

 

[Athens]

Except they're very obviously singing 'you nearly won the league'

That doesn't make much more sense.

 

[ILD]

Yup, he's really gotta release the ball quicker. He's become Lallana MK II

Ibe always had a habit of enjoying the ball.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

is the point of the pressing not to force mistakes high up the pitch and create chances from those? that's why the two hard working wide players are preferred

Where did Reus play in that squad that went to the CL? You can work hard and be a goalscorer

 

[Hansern]

We don't have any reliable goal scorers on the pitch. They do. Hence the goal.

Fucking shite from Klopp, picked the wrong team and waited too long to fix it

Nothing wrong with the team, we've dominated them the entire game.

 

[manwithnoname]

That doesn't make much more sense.

It does

 

[darkstarexodus]

Yes there was. We didn't need Lucas, and Benteke should know have started. Nobody looked at Firmino, fucking Lallana and Milner and thought 'there's goals here'

Five defeats and five wins for Klopp. Disappointing so far. He needs to start selecting the right players more regularly. Got it wrong today

We've created the chances. If Benteke had started we very well may have been cursing his imitation of a bird bath just outside the Utd box.

Ibe needed to come on sooner, as did Benteke. But the initial lineup was correct.

 

[FoxForceFive]

But when Benteke starts we play badly. He effects the play massively despite being a goal threat at times.

That seems less obvious an effect when comes on as a sub for some reason.

 

[FoxForceFive]

That doesn't make much more sense.

The second verse is 'and then you fucked it up'.

 

[manwithnoname]

Nothing wrong with the team, we've dominated them the entire game.

There clearly was, we've lost at home to a mediocre United team and never really looked like scoring because we had no quality or reliable goal scorers on the pitch

 

[darkstarexodus]

Caulker up top.
Embarrassing.

Ugh.

 

[Athens]

It does

Doesn't really.

 

[Markeh]

Where did Reus play in that squad that went to the CL? You can work hard and be a goalscorer

We dont have Reus

 

[DHSC]

Fuck off Benteke.

 

[Leo]

Pathetic.
Sick of these fucking losers.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

How Felliani only has two yellows this year ... Pathetic bully of a player who should be off today (as usual when he plays against us)

 

[dmishra]

A fully deserved defeat.

 

[ILD]

Except they're very obviously singing 'you nearly won the league'

I thought you nearly won the league was their second verse of it.

 

[manwithnoname]

How embarrassing and disappointing, and yet entirely predictable.

Lost to United and LVG yet again.

Fuck off.

 

[Athens]

It does

Doesn't really.

 

[Markeh]

I hope Klopp looks angry after this

 

[darkstarexodus]

Useless pieces of shit. Full time.

 

[manwithnoname]

I thought you nearly won the league was their second verse of it.

Why the fuck are you still going on about this?

 

[Tinto]

A fully deserved defeat.

The better team lost. We didn't deserve to lose today