Liverpool vs Man U - Match thread

[Skullflower]

Why the fuck did we spend 4 mill on a 32 year old lamblert? fucking ridic

 

[737Max]

Fuck me

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

What just happened?

 

[Mors]

Well played ref/lino

 

[Markeh]

what the fuck

 

[737Max]

Think beach ball incident

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Ball bounced off the top of the goal back into play and Rooney tapped it in.
For a second there it was 3-1 until the 4th official cleared it up.

 

[Markeh]

fuck sake ref

 

[DHSC]

Cheating in a pre-season game. Great from Rooney.

 

[ILD]

Waiting for Can to come on was like watching the Royal Rumble as a kid waiting for the cool dude to run out and clean house.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

LOL that's a goal?

 

[cloggypop]

Thank fuck for goal line technology in pre season friendlies.

 

[Red Mullet]

How was that his fault you stupid cunt?

I think you answered your own question there, Leo

 

[737Max]

Ball hit the stantion and came back to Rooney who tapped it in thinking he'd scored. Blind fat cunt

 

[Modo]

Sakho's passing....

 

[Leo]

Johnson again showing his wonderful attacking skills.
Embarrassing.

 

[Markeh]

Sakho's passing....

shhhh don't bring that up, you'll be battered by stats

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

So Sterling up front?

I still can't tell; we haven't gotten a proper attack going since the subs came on.

 

[Modo]

shhhh don't bring that up, you'll be battered by stats

Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Coutinho playing furthest forward. Ibe on right. Sterling on left.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Fuck me we need a striker.
If it doesn't happen then we best get on with it, but it's a mistake.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Hahaha! Ibe dribbled past everyone including all his teammates.

 

[Markeh]

Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up.

Might be alright at 2.30 am but you never know

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Actually it looks like Sterling and Ibe either side of Coutinho in a 4-3-3.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Toure on Sakho off

 

[Leo]

Toure on Sakho off.
Surely Rushie or Fowler are in the stands.
We need a striker.

 

[DHSC]

Fuck off Rooney

 

[737Max]

Rooney can fuck off lecturing about fair play and kicking the ball out of play when he tries to claim a goal that clearly was out of play. Cunt

 

[Markeh]

love the attitude Ibe, fuck Rooney play on

Rooney is such a whingy cunt

 

[Mors]

Rooney looks like Frankensteins monster