Liverpool v United Match Thread

[Holle]

Perfect game from Mourinho so far. Shitehouse tactics, get battered, capitalise on a fuck up. Somehow level. We will not win this game. In fact, we'll lose. It's all set for United to derail our title challenge and end our unbeaten run.

That's the spirit.

 

[manwithnoname]

Perfect game from Mourinho so far. Shitehouse tactics, get battered, capitalise on a fuck up. Somehow level. We will not win this game. In fact, we'll lose. It's all set for United to derail our title challenge and end our unbeaten run.

You should do our halftime team-talks

 

[Holle]

Firmino needs to fucking score more goals, that's what he needs to do.

Three so far this season. Fucking THREE.

He plays a different position to be fair. But yes, it's a problem.

Too much backheel flick, too little end product.

 

[got red on me]

Oh, great..Fellani.

 

[Khalido]

If we can hit a corner over the first man for once, Big Virg can plant one on his beautiful flat forehead into the net.

 

[tombrown]

Fucking Fellatio coming on

 

[Farkmaster]

Perfect game from Mourinho so far. Shitehouse tactics, get battered, capitalise on a fuck up. Somehow level. We will not win this game. In fact, we'll lose. It's all set for United to derail our title challenge and end our unbeaten run.

That's like crediting someone for waking up late, piss drunk, and catching their flight because it was delayed.

 

[manwithnoname]

The Sharp-elbowed Grock coming on.

Amazed he didn't start.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

When?

Ive not really noticed too much from them

Soon. Just watch.

 

[Shadey]

Fellini on for dalot

 

[dantes]

If you calculate the wave function, 80% of the solitions have Lukaku bullying Lovren off the ball and ending our season.

 

[doctor_mac]

I'm surprised Fellani didn't start anyway. Our team should be allowed to play with headguards when he's on.

 

[Halmeister]

Guys, I'm trying to do my karmic duty...

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fellaini on. Joy. Gonna try to take Frim out of the game I suspect.

 

[Farkmaster]

I'm learning so far that fabinho is really good, football is weird, I can't handle pressure, and some of you are fucking useless and miserable.

 

[Fabio]

Fellaini on. Joy. Gonna try to take Frim out of the game I suspect.

I've not seen him in it

 

[manwithnoname]

Ashley Young looks pained, maybe he's just realised what a massive horrible cunt he is

 

[DHSC]

Need to get Robertson going.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Herrerra, dirty cunt.

 

[manwithnoname]

Herrera is horrible too

 

[FoxForceFive]

Free kick. Robbo again to try from that side.

 

[DHSC]

Time for the customary

Herrera is a fucking cunt.

 

[manwithnoname]

Keita needs to stop being a shithouse

 

[FoxForceFive]

Better from Robbo, we couldnt seem to get any space though.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Kieta bottles a challenge

 

[hmmmmm1]

Brilliant from frim. Unlucky

 

[FoxForceFive]

Incredible from Frim that. Brilliant.

 

[redblack7]

Fuck fuck fuck close

 

[Markeh]

Great save

 

[Farkmaster]

Great play from Firmino there.

 

[Oncy]

Frim sends the whole defence for chips