Lie to me

[LadyRed]

Please?
Can we at least have some exciting transfer rumours (lies) please? Anything to at least be pretend excited for a little while

 

[the count]

[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=48413.msg1469297#msg1469297 date=1327349631]
Please?
Can we at least have some exciting transfer rumours (lies) please? Anything to at least be pretend excited for a little while
[/quote]You mean you haven't heard about Xabi?

 

[localny]

llorente is coming ,and he's bringing three lads from La Liga. Stars they are. Why? because Rafa made them dream of Liverpool, and they have hearts of gold, and their sole goal is us/ They want to put us back on the map.

 

[LadyRed]

Llorente can just bring Martinez, that boy is magic and Bilbao are ruining him by playing him at the back.

Count- that boy's dead to me now

 

[Athens]

superman, spiderman, wolverine, the flash and er... popeye are are all signing in the next few days.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Kenny will be getting the sack at the end of the season if we don't finish 4th, regardless of how we do in the cups and FSG have Barry Fry lined up as his replacement.

 

[Sunny]

We're signing Neymar. And have scientists working on clones of Robbie Fowler

 

[Woland]

[quote author=the count link=topic=48413.msg1469298#msg1469298 date=1327349673]
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=48413.msg1469297#msg1469297 date=1327349631]
Please?
Can we at least have some exciting transfer rumours (lies) please? Anything to at least be pretend excited for a little while
[/quote]You mean you haven't heard about Xabi?
[/quote]

HIS HELICOPTER IS AT MELWOOD

 

[Sunny]

Oi Woland, did you get my voicemail before?

 

[Woland]

Nope.

Oh shit - did you call at like 10 this morning? I have this phone where you have to push 3 to delete your message and as I put it to my ear I delete about one in every 10. This happened today.

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=Woland link=topic=48413.msg1469317#msg1469317 date=1327351851]
Nope.

Oh shit - did you call at like 10 this morning? I have this phone where you have to push 3 to delete your message and as I put it to my ear I delete about one in every 10. This happened today.
[/quote]Sir you have won the lottery in my country.....

 

[Woland]

I love this phone in every respect except that. But if I move provider they'll have a different delete number won't they?

 

[spider-Neil]

...is a really good show. tim roth is awesome 🙂

 

[the_khl]

Eriksen's just rented a room at Agger's.

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=Woland link=topic=48413.msg1469323#msg1469323 date=1327352213]
I love this phone in every respect except that. But if I move provider they'll have a different delete number won't they?
[/quote]I dunno.......

 

[Modo]

[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=48413.msg1469326#msg1469326 date=1327352488]
...is a really good show. tim roth is awesome 🙂
[/quote]
+1

 

[HC]

[quote author=KHL link=topic=48413.msg1469330#msg1469330 date=1327352881]
Eriksen's just rented a room at Agger's.
[/quote]

I know we've not been great in the league in the past few weeks but I dont think Sven is the answer to our problems.

 

[gene hughes]

[quote author=Woland link=topic=48413.msg1469307#msg1469307 date=1327350950]
[quote author=the count link=topic=48413.msg1469298#msg1469298 date=1327349673]
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=48413.msg1469297#msg1469297 date=1327349631]
Please?
Can we at least have some exciting transfer rumours (lies) please? Anything to at least be pretend excited for a little while
[/quote]You mean you haven't heard about Xabi?
[/quote]

HIS HELICOPTER IS AT MELWOOD
[/quote]

What colour is it?

 

[the_khl]

[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=48413.msg1469334#msg1469334 date=1327353165]
[quote author=KHL link=topic=48413.msg1469330#msg1469330 date=1327352881]
Eriksen's just rented a room at Agger's.
[/quote]

I know we've not been great in the league in the past few weeks but I dont think Sven is the answer to our problems.
[/quote]
Haha...

*You mean the poster right?

 

[Bradley]

I just saw Doc_Mac walking down the road with a Liverpool shirt on.

He had the name Ribéry on the back.

Maybe he knows something.

 

[gene hughes]

WELEASE FWANK WIBBEWY

 

[themn]

He's fallen out with Maureen and we've put a cheeky bid in etc....

His banana yellow Lamborghini has been seen in Southport.

 

[Shadey]

There's a guy down the chip shop swears he's elvis... says the Bent deal is a just about sealed

 

[Gary25]

Lionel Messi is on Merseyside - staying at Zidane's gaff for the night - medical in the morning, should be unveiled as a Liverpool player tomorrow afternoon.

Kenny wants him as back up to Downing.

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=themn link=topic=48413.msg1469361#msg1469361 date=1327354776]

He's fallen out with Maureen and we've put a cheeky bid in etc....

His banana yellow Lamborghini has been seen in Southport.
[/quote]

 

[themn]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=48413.msg1469369#msg1469369 date=1327355112]
[quote author=themn link=topic=48413.msg1469361#msg1469361 date=1327354776]

He's fallen out with Maureen and we've put a cheeky bid in etc....

His banana yellow Lamborghini has been seen in Southport.
[/quote]

[/quote]

 

[Shadey]

 

[themn]

[quote author=Shadey link=topic=48413.msg1469378#msg1469378 date=1327355607]

[/quote]

We've already got Carroll.

Anita won't be excited.

 

[LadyRed]

Themn wins!

🙂

 

[themn]

*runs down the street in victory*

*doesn't catch Neil*