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Let's Talk About Pardew....

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themn

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Alan 'Smug Cunty Wanker' Pardew.

Newcastle are fucking up.

Yes, I know we're not great, but, Newcastle have lost 4/5 on the bounce ?

Let us fucking laugh at the twat that is Alan Pardew.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA !

CUNT !
 
gkmacca said:
Just write 'Cunt' on an envelope. No, three of them. They'll all be delivered to Pardew.
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PROTIP: Just say betelcunt, betelcunt, betelcunt and he'll spawn. Then you just hand him three envelopes. No need to write on them, his name is ALREADY ON THEM, okay?

Use the postage you save to buy chocolate bars, my mum bought me one when I was 8 to distract me from the sadness when we had to put my dog to sleep, but you've just seen Pardew so you are going to need two.
 
hmmmmm1 said:
They have small ish squad and finding it difficult to play 2 games a week now they are in Europe.

Hardly makes him a poor manger.
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This has nothing to do with his merits as a coach/manager.

It's because he acts as though his shit don't stink.

They'll probably pick up.

I hope they don't.

He's a total twat.
 
All that success he's had... You know..... Loads of it

*shrugs *
 
Acting like his shit dont stink.... No merrits to look back on... No success to show to!?! What here doesnt fit with us and Brendan these days? If you see behind the system of course.... I am quite sure Pardew dont have a brilliant system!
 
Pardew acts like a cunt, is a cunt and deserves a cunts treatment.
I wish him nothing but shite.
 
Rosco said:
Only Wenger and Fergie have any merit in the Premiership.
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1. Shut up.

2. I don't care.

3. IT WAS FUCKING HMMMMMMMMMM1 THAT WAS SUCKING THE PARDEW COCK !

4. Shut up and sort your dag's ribbon out.
 
What a pointless thread by a pointless poster.

Op should stick to posting smileys and pictures.
 
Here, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm1, some help for you:

lose/lo͞oz/


Verb:
  1. Be deprived of or cease to have or retain (something): "I've lost my appetite".
  2. Cause (someone) to fail to gain or retain (something): "you lost me my appointment at the university".
loose/lo͞os/


Adjective:
Not firmly or tightly fixed in place; detached or able to be detached: "a loose tooth".

Verb:
Set free; release: "the hounds have been loosed".

Synonyms:
adjective. lax - slack - free
verb. release - loosen - untie - unfasten - unbind - undo
 
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