Rage's newspaper review:
I can't believe that, according to the Daily Mail, the BBC employs the entire population of China to think left-wing thoughts inscrutably! What on earth is the world coming to??
I can't believe that, according to the Daily Star, radio stations are ignoring Cliff Richard's new single because he wears a hair weave! This makes no sense!
I can't believe that, according to the Daily Express, we never actually sent a space ship to the moon! Apparently it was all filmed in a factory in Dulwich! Why on earth was this allowed to happen???
I can't believe that, according to the Daily Telegraph, Brian Ferry's son Otis is teaming up with Peaches Geldof, James McCartney and the Jackson kids to form a new supergroup called Delicate Hymen! How come no record company signed them up earlier???
A can't believe [continues ad infinitum...]
I can't believe that, according to the Daily Mail, the BBC employs the entire population of China to think left-wing thoughts inscrutably! What on earth is the world coming to??
I can't believe that, according to the Daily Star, radio stations are ignoring Cliff Richard's new single because he wears a hair weave! This makes no sense!
I can't believe that, according to the Daily Express, we never actually sent a space ship to the moon! Apparently it was all filmed in a factory in Dulwich! Why on earth was this allowed to happen???
I can't believe that, according to the Daily Telegraph, Brian Ferry's son Otis is teaming up with Peaches Geldof, James McCartney and the Jackson kids to form a new supergroup called Delicate Hymen! How come no record company signed them up earlier???
A can't believe [continues ad infinitum...]