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Klopp about to triple facepalm!!!

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The Ronaldo metric.


And I just love the shirts numbers. Always makes me laugh.
You 're the one who keeps talking about his salary... he is a forward despite his dry patch scores 20 plus goals and off the pitch he sells merch. If someone offers £100m, then yeah I'd have no problem him leaving
 
Cos it would be better spent else where and we should’ve fucked him off. How is his record since December? Describe all the amazing goals. All those that didn’t come from monumental keeper fuck ups.

He doesn’t deserve that wage. And he’s a part of how weak we are.
 
Cos it would be better spent else where and we should’ve fucked him off. How is his record since December? Describe all the amazing goals. All those that didn’t come from monumental keeper fuck ups.

He doesn’t deserve that wage. And he’s a part of how weak we are.

We got £35m for Mane what do you imagine we'd get for Salah? Bobby, Jota, Dias injured we would had to play Nunez upfront on his own.
 
We got £35m for Mane what do you imagine we'd get for Salah? Bobby, Jota, Dias injured we would had to play Nunez upfront on his own.
Double. And sign a few players from the money. Now we’re sandbagging ourselves with that contract as he gets worse and worse. Well done FSG.
 
Because he was a “bigger name” than Mané. There’s loads of examples of players going for top dollar in the final year of their contract.
 
Is Klopp value for his wages? Yes and not going anywhere.

Is Salah value for his wages? I’m saying no. And he’s a toxic cunt if you look at the words of his agent and can get to fuck.
What a weird fucking take when Klopp is responsible for the teams performance and we are having a disastrous season.
Hypocritical stance.
 
What a weird fucking take when Klopp is responsible for the teams performance and we are having a disastrous season.
Hypocritical stance.

Is the hypocritical stance the one were you put your hands on your hips and bend your knees in time?
 
Hey DB, you should sack yourself right now. I can tell you're not really delivering at your job. A million others can do it far better.

or do you think you deserve a bit of leniency and mercy ? If so, why ?
 
Is Klopp a depreciating asset?

Does Klopp mess up crosses? Miss chances? Fail to support full backs like Mané did or Jota/Diaz/Donkey does?
 
Signing salah increased his value to us. He'd have been walking on a free right now if we hadn't signed him. This is one business decision that I can see from the lizards POV
 
His agent is a cunt and he isn't playing to his level. But he was worth zero to us now if he didn't sign a new contract. We'll probs get north of fifty for him now.
 
His agent is a cunt and he isn't playing to his level. But he was worth zero to us now if he didn't sign a new contract. We'll probs get north of fifty for him now.
50 freddos at best. Depreciation asset on mega wages. Unless PSG come knocking we are stuck with him. Fast forward to 2025 and we will be speaking about him like we speak about the Ox.
 
OK so a freddo is 23cms so roughly we need about 44 per meter. At wholesale prices we're talking about 8 quid per meter of freddos. The moon is 400k meters away, salahs contract is worth about 4 million per season

A freddo bridge to the moon would cost approx 3.2 million, just in freddo costs alone. I think my next door neighbour would do it for like 100 quid a day and probs get it done in a year or two. Similar costs

So what we need to ask ourselves is, what we rather have. Mo Salah playing for liverpool, or a bridge made of freddos to the moon.

That's it in a nutshell. Which was Shakespeare by the way. The Kings of Infinite Space.
 
Had we sold Salah for 30 million in the summer, bought freddos with it and any wages since, we would now be billionaires.
 
Jurgen Klopp on his future:
“I will not go and I cannot go. I understand when people say 'oh seven years there (Mainz), seven years there (Dortmund), but that has nothing to do with it.
"This situation is totally different for different reasons. At Mainz it was a career step as well, at Dortmund I was really exhausted in that moment.
But I am neither nor, in this moment. Neither (career) nor exhausted. I am completely here, and I have too much responsibility (to leave) - and I want it. And I want to sort it again.
"Yes, it is a difficult time, I don't enjoy it. But if people believe in me, then we have to go through this together because then when we come out we will have great times again.
"I am completely here, I am completely in this, 100 percent committed.
"If we could show in this difficult time at this club - especially here because it is so special, because we believe in everything - then we will get through this.
 
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