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Can anyone tell me what Malibu's post to likes ratio is?

Did Gene Hughes retire from being a fake post man ?

Can I scatter JJ e-ashes across the Football Forum?
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Either you write fake posts, or you walk up and down neighbourhoods with a post bag, pretending to post letters?

Or potentially, ILD is a hippy stoner who says “man” at the end of every sentence and Gene is literally a fake post…. Like maybe he’s just standing very still or maybe some children are using Gene instead of some jumpers for a game in the park.
 
So if JJ isn't dead, I'm not sure any more about this family story about the PC dying. After all, as any fule kno, old people go to the public library and hog the PCs if they need to use a computer. He'd be controlling his empire of Xpert 11 teams, and interrupting when people take the Lord's name in vain from Worcester public library, wouldn't he? No, something's fishy about the whole damned thing.
 
So if JJ isn't dead, I'm not sure any more about this family story about the PC dying. After all, as any fule kno, old people go to the public library and hog the PCs if they need to use a computer. He'd be controlling his empire of Xpert 11 teams, and interrupting when people take the Lord's name in vain from Worcester public library, wouldn't he? No, something's fishy about the whole damned thing.
You think his daughters done a Captain Tom and built a luxury spa with the PC repair fund?
 
Can anyone tell me what Malibu's post to likes ratio is?

Did Gene Hughes retire from being a fake post man ?

Can I scatter JJ e-ashes across the Football Forum?

I don't post very often but still check in now and then

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Hey man it’s gene. Remember how we used to eat ice pops and watch the A team together back in 87? Anyway. I haven’t heard from you in a while but I was wondering if you’d like to come over to my basement and play guitar hero
You're definitely thinking of someone specific there. Go on Gene, just ask them. All they can do is say no.
 
Maybe I can give you her details and you can make friends with her on IG and twitter. Then after a year or two you can say “oh you’re from Tunbridge Wells, I know a great guy from there. His name is Gene Hughes, do you know him?”

And she’ll be like “yea he was this really cool guy I used to watch the A Team with back in 87. He always had ice pops in his house and he liked to watch me eat them.”

And then you can suggest that she looks me up.
 
Maybe I can give you her details and you can make friends with her on IG and twitter. Then after a year or two you can say “oh you’re from Tunbridge Wells, I know a great guy from there. His name is Gene Hughes, do you know him?”

And she’ll be like “yea he was this really cool guy I used to watch the A Team with back in 87. He always had ice pops in his house and he liked to watch me eat them.”

And then you can suggest that she looks me up.
Hey man, I'm only a 30 minute train ride from Tunbridge, what say I come around and play guitar hero? That would make it easier to ask her if she wants to come too. You could make it seem very cool. Like, "hey! Me and Doc are having a Guitar Hero jam, might shoot a few ice pops. Yunno, if you fancy it, we could probably use an extra axe"
 
Maybe I can give you her details and you can make friends with her on IG and twitter. Then after a year or two you can say “oh you’re from Tunbridge Wells, I know a great guy from there. His name is Gene Hughes, do you know him?”

And she’ll be like “yea he was this really cool guy I used to watch the A Team with back in 87. He always had ice pops in his house and he liked to watch me eat them.”

And then you can suggest that she looks me up.

You like to watch people eat ice pops? Or is this another fake post man?
 
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