Homeless rent boys

[MomoWASright]

So Chelsea aren’t moving into a new stadium in the future. Does this have anything to do with Abramovich not being allowed in the country?

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Chelsea Football Club announces today that it has put its new stadium project on hold. No further pre-construction design and planning work will occur.
The club does not have a time frame set for reconsideration of its decision.

The decision was made due to the current unfavourable investment climate.

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[737Max]

Can't get back into the country, just going through another costly divorce, rent boys missed out on champions league football.

 

[Insignificance]

Too bad...

 

[Woland]

I thought they had to move. So now what? Share with Fulham while they wait for someone Chinese dude to spend billions on them?

 

[MomoWASright]

I think they’re looking at redevelopment of Stamford Bridge but need to move out whilst it gets done.

 

[Woland]

We'l anyways, the parent company owes him over a billion quid. Might as well knock it down and build a Tesco.

 

[MomoWASright]

With all the players inside and do an insurance job on it.

 

[Woland]

Thinking about it, if he's as pissed off as the reports are saying, he could sell the players, get a load of the loanees back, keep all the prem and sponsorship money until the deals run out / they get relegated, and then turn it into flats. He'd make a fucking fortune

 

[Hansern]

I hope somebody is pitching that idea to him. He can also melt all the plastic fans and flags into one big ball and create a plastic island for him to live on.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Apparently this is all down to Ambramovich not getting a visa..

He is not prepared to invest 1 billion into a country that simply won't let him

Wheels falling off

I think Chelsea may be on the decline as a result, this could get really interesting..

 

[6TimesaRed]

They could recall plenty of the 30 odd players they have put out on Loan and still challenge for a top 6 place no problem

 

[Oliver Twist]

We'l anyways, the parent company owes him over a billion quid. Might as well knock it down and build a Tesco.

Yeah, like Tesco would do a trade there. It's Waitrose or Wholefoods.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I think Chelsea may be on the decline as a result

OH THE PAIN!

 

[Woland]

Yeah, like Tesco would do a trade there. It's Waitrose or Wholefoods.

Abramovich's favourite sandwich is a Farmfoods individually stuffed garlic and herb minced horses helmet with a pack of them blag Hula Hoops you get in Aldi.

 

[Woland]

Now that Abramovich is an Israeli citizen he can just rock up to Craven Cottage and tell Fulham to fuck off because it was always his anyway.

 

[SummerOnions]

Now that Abramovich is an Israeli citizen he can just rock up to Craven Cottage and tell Fulham to fuck off because it was always his anyway.

If he's short he can just nip into the West Bank