Get extremely violated by a hippo you cunt

[John McGovern]

 

[Oncy]

Thats a bit much JMcG.
Lets not be wishing for death on anyone.

 

[John McGovern]

Well obviously not death. The Muslim comment around 10 seconds in. What a bellend.

 

[Oncy]

Its just all a bit distasteful mate.

 

[John McGovern]

Its just all a bit distasteful mate.

I can't stand the man.

He truly makes me angry, so much, that I am going to bed in a very bad mood.

 

[Red Mullet]

Who is he? Is he important?

 

[HC]

Who is he? Is he important?

Fat Dunc from Koptalk

 

[Red Mullet]

Fat Dunc from Koptalk

So not important?

 

[Ryan]

He is a cunt though Oncy.

 

[Skullflower]

Thats a bit much JMcG.
Lets not be wishing for death on anyone.

apart from jade?

 

[goodspam]

14 years of insider knowledge! His book is going to be a must-read for every serious fan.

 

[Ryan]

Oh God. John McGovern is Rupert isn't he?

 

[tombrown]

Thats a bit much JMcG.
Lets not be wishing for death on anyone.

To be fair, while being violated by a hippo woudl mean death for most people, I think the Hippo woudl just rattle around inside this one

 

[Oncy]

apart from jade?

hahahaha I HONESTLY nearly put 'Excluding the chav Diana obv'

 

[Red Mullet]

Oh God. John McGovern is Rupert isn't he?

Who's Rupert? Is he important?

 

[gene hughes]

hahahaha I HONESTLY nearly put 'Excluding the chav Diana obv'

I think Diana was the chav Diana.

 

[localny]

Rupert Returns! Nah can't be! John just has a healthy aversion to an unsavory fella

 

[RolandG]

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TomBrown has a valid point.

 

[John McGovern]

Yeah seriously, who is Rupert? I was just in a bad mood last night, and seeing his mug made it worse.

 

[gkmacca]

Can you remember when KP was just a sort of message board and most of us were part of one large community? What happened after that is almost Biblical in its scope and tone. We are the people of the Great Diaspora.

 

[Ryan]

Can you remember when KP was just a sort of message board and most of us were part of one large community? What happened after that is almost Biblical in its scope and tone. We are the people of the Great Diaspora.

Sometimes your humour is a bit too high-brow for us Mac. You did a joke in some other thread about tootpicks coming out of a tree in California or something - I laughed more out of nerves than anything. It may have worked, but you need to know your audience down here old chum.

At least throw the odd "cunt" in every so often.

We are the cunts from the Great Diaspora.

Much better!