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Formula 1 - 2015

StevieM

SCM's resident Beer Nazi, Wine Snob & Comic Geek
Honorary Member
The fucking twats are revving up outside my fucking apartment again - which is closer than ever (since I moved) and practically across the street from me.

Tell me - what's interesting this year?
 
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To explain - see that little green square just up from 11/12 between queens road & and st Kilda rd - it's a cricket pitch.

My apartment looks out over it near the southern queens road side.

There's a fucking merchandising stall outside my front door.

Although there's an ice cream can also - which may get visited.

Fucking hope a chip can turns up tomorrow.... Or a donut can... Hmmmmmmmm!!!!
 
So you can see the track from your apartment?!

Lucky bar steward (ha, see what I did there?!)

Nah - 2nd floor, at a right angle, at tree level.

I only here the fuckers.... at 7am..... As I'm getting gone from work....
 
Ouch. Ah well, it's only a week or so out of the year.

You could maybe rent the apartment out for F1 week, make a shitload of money from those rich fuckers who follow F1 round the world, shack up in a swanky hotel & still have a load of extra cash left over (assuming it's similar to what happens at Wimbledon & the insane prices people pay to stay walking distance).
 
Tell me - what's interesting this year?

Well the supposed greatest driver ever will win fuck all again this year for starters.
Hamilton is in a 2 horse for the title which is good.
Nothing major really re the rules or cars apart from the ludicrous double points for the last race has gone.

The not so good:
It's a 2 horse race for the title.
Monaco is still in the calendar.
 
Monaco won't be removed from the calendar until they start making people pay tax & the millionaires move away.

Despite it being an awful shite procession of a track.

Worst still, it looks like the plans to run a few city based tracks are still being thrashed out, so there could be a few of these races with stunning backdrops but no real racing action in seasons to come.
 
The last government here had given the go ahead for a track to be built near the port, using some streets. Madness. Still, it would liven races up as the drivers swerve to avoid potholes.
 
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