Everton (A)

[SummerOnions]

Game of the season this

 

[RedStar]

How is Clyne doing?

Really well, looks like he was never secretly banned from the game for 6 months for shoveling whiz up his hooter

 

[Shadey]

I’d like to see the ox or bobby on in the 2nd half sometime.

 

[Markeh]

It's obviously a shit watch but as @Portly says it's not a great situation and we're actually on top.

If we nick this I'll be delighted, leave the battering to another day when we don't have bigger fish to fry

 

[Shay_K]

MANE should switch wings ...Bolassi is there for the taking

 

[RedStar]

Main concern with Solanke is how rushed he looks. Good players always seem to have time on the ball, he looks like he needs 5 seconds just to control the ball

 

[gene hughes]

Jeeze look at their tunnel, it’s more like a manhole.

 

[Halmeister]

I just can't get over how shit Solanke is.

The premier league should spice things up by introducing a stipulation: if Solanke scores against you, you're automatically relegated.

 

[Fabio]

How is Clyne doing?

Decent but he's not been tested at all. Looks fresh

 

[Shay_K]

Main concern with Solanke is how rushed he looks. Good players always seem to have time on the ball, he looks like he needs 5 seconds just to control the ball

Young very he still is Padawan.

 

[Fabio]

With solanke, i dunno how much is nerves and dealing with the pressure to score

He was player of the tournament at a decent level last summer, it's not like he's shit.

He just need something to spark him to the next level

 

[manwithnoname]

Jeeze look at their tunnel, it’s more like a manhole.

Designed for Morlochs

 

[Fabio]

At least solanke tries

So far the only praise I can give him today

 

[Halmeister]

Solanke has just done his best touch. The ball bounced up and hit his face.

 

[hmmmmm1]

How is Clyne doing?

Looks sharp. Looks match fit already

 

[Fabio]

Solanke has just done his best touch. The ball bounced up and hit his face.

See! He's improving

 

[Shadey]

Jeeze look at that tunnel, it’s more like a manhole.

I’ve heard that saying before somewhere.

 

[manwithnoname]

With solanke, i dunno how much is nerves and dealing with the pressure to score

He was player of the tournament at a decent level last summer, it's not like he's shit.

He just need something to spark him to the next level

Yeah, more ability

 

[RedStar]

Wjinaldum is playing really well, im not a huge fan but hes probably been our best player today. Far more decisive and urgent than he usually is.

 

[manwithnoname]

I'm just hoping that if we call Solanke and Ings shit often enough, one of the useless cunts will score the winner and make us look stupid

 

[Shay_K]

This is one blue bus that should be attacked.

 

[KopRed]

Milner is so in form. Best player today.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Lol Rooney is off

 

[manwithnoname]

Rooney looks delighted with that

 

[Halmeister]

I'm just hoping that if we call Solanke and Ings shit often enough, one of the useless cunts will score the winner and make us look stupid

There's absolutely no chance of either of those spackers scoring.

 

[Shay_K]

....Rooney being subbed

 

[KopRed]

Lol Rooney is off

He's been so shit why is he even grumbling?

 

[Markeh]

Wayne Who-oney

 

[Fabio]

Oo er coleman

 

[hmmmmm1]

Ings reminds us all he is still on the pitch