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[Dreambeliever]

I cant wait for this years Champions league to be over so I can go back to thinking his heads nothing but rocks and thoughts of gypsy wenches.

His sheer brilliance on football matters this year has fucked up my chi big time. Its like getting home from work and finding one of the twins has made Beef wellington.

Ha ha. Fucker.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Hahaha.

That's how I always describe him. He's a high pitched busker.

There's nothing special about any of his music. At all. I watch bands & acts locally a fair few times a year, mostly unsigned free gigs or a few quid for a few bands & at least half of them are better than he is.

Music all about connecting with people and he connects with millions and millions.

Whether you like him or not that's pretty special.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I know the argument thats coming. Aaaah but hes made millions, people love him yadda yadda.
Same could be said for Hitler. And to me there is a slip of paper between Sheeran and Adolf.

Both soulless vile cunts

:eyepoppingrmoji:

Did he shag your mother or something?

 

[Dreambeliever]

Or even worse, Celine fucking Dion.

I couldn't remember if you liked Celine Dion or hated her but it's all coming back to me now.

 

[Halmeister]

I think Ed Sheeran is talented like, but I'm sick of him now and the rimming he gets. He seems to polarise debates now. I wouldn't call him a genius like. A decent artist who has saturated a market for buffoons. I mean, just listen to the music about now. It's all shit, auto-tuned samples.

 

[the count]

I went to his concert as a present to the mrs and was blown away by his ability to do so much off the cuff.

That was a really nice gift going to an Ed Sheerin concert in place of your Mrs.
Must have been worth loads of brownie points.

 

[gkmacca]

He's a high pitched busker.

.

I wish he was high pitched. Straight out of a cannon.

 

[Frogfish]

Or even worse, Celine fucking Dion.

Nah she's sound. She got done by Canadian customs when returning from a tour to China for having around 60 copy handbags (to give to family and friends as presents I think was her excuse) ! Cheap fucker.

 

[Fabio]

Nah she's sound. She got done by Canadian customs when returning from a tour to China for having around 60 copy handbags (to give to family and friends as presents I think was her excuse) ! Cheap fucker.

That's even more of a reason to dislike her!

 

[Oncy]

His ability to collaborate and make music up on the spot is exceptional.

I went to his concert as a present to the mrs and was blown away by his ability to do so much off the cuff.

Amazing entertainer live. A stadium with 60,000 people and all he had was a guitar and a looper.

Captivating.

Obviously music is subjective and everyone is entitled to dislike him but to not recognise how talented he is is bizarre.

He isnt talented. Hes shite.

Captivating?
I picture you as a moth to the light

 

[the count]

Amazing entertainer live. A stadium with 60,000 people and all he had was a guitar and a looper.

.

Let me guess.
You were the looper.

 

[manwithnoname]

Ed Sheeran is this generation's Dylan.

I don't think you can mock Dreamy's musical taste, he's also a huge fan of the genius Avicii, who is was this generation's Derrick May

 

[Oliver Twist]

In what way is he a genius? Hes a fucking busker.

Meh. Some buskers I've seen are better than a lot of the shit churned out by record labels.

 

[gkmacca]

At least old Daniel O'Donnell brings a tray full of cups of tea and biscuits out to his elderly fans. Sheeran - nowt except for his own ginger nut. The cheap fecker.

 

[gene hughes]

Good name for a barber’s shop though.

 

[doctor_mac]

Good name for a barber’s shop though.

Yes, he one of those people who has a perfect name for a specific job. Like the fireman (genuinely) called ‘Les Burney’.

 

[gene hughes]

Hahaha yes. Or that welsh suicide bomber Stan Wellback.

 

[Oncy]

Or Roderick the pickpocket.

 

[doctor_mac]

There is an American dentist called Chip Silvertooth. I'm not sure, but that would probably put me off.

 

[Oliver Twist]

There is an American dentist called Chip Silvertooth. I'm not sure, but that would probably put me off.

The problem and the solution all in one name. The complete package.

 

[the count]

 

[Holle]

We should not treat him until he signs a new contract, the greasy fuck.

 

[doctor_mac]

"Inconclusive". That means the fecker doesn't want to risk a serious injury without a long term contract. He won't play.

 

[Silver Sean]

His ability to collaborate and make music up on the spot is exceptional.

I went to his concert as a present to the mrs and was blown away by his ability to do so much off the cuff.

Amazing entertainer live. A stadium with 60,000 people and all he had was a guitar and a looper.

Captivating.

Obviously music is subjective and everyone is entitled to dislike him but to not recognise how talented he is is bizarre.

He's a drivel-producing fucking dweeb. A busker from some piss-stained underpass in Plymouth who won the lucky twat lottery. Like that end-of-the-pier spastic Robbie Williams.Those cunts John Bishop and Michael Macintyre can captivate thousands and they're as funny as AIDS. Numbers are no guarantee of quality. If you fancy a list of some real music just shout. I'm sure the good folk of SCM can steer you in the right direction. If he's talented and I just can't see it then I'm glad I'm bizarre.

 

[HC]

We should not treat him until he signs a new contract, the greasy fuck.

Im sure theres an element of that, given how little Klopp/ the club have spoken of his injury

 

[Oliver Twist]

He's a drivel-producing fucking dweeb. A busker from some piss-stained underpass in Plymouth who won the lucky twat lottery. Like that end-of-the-pier spastic Robbie Williams.Those cunts John Bishop and Michael Macintyre can captivate thousands and they're as funny as AIDS. Numbers are no guarantee of quality. If you fancy a list of some real music just shout. I'm sure the good folk of SCM can steer you in the right direction. If he's talented and I just can't see it then I'm glad I'm bizarre.

'Real music'. Excellent. Music is in the ear of the beholder. Or something. I don't know much of Ed Sheeran but people seem to like him and good for him. And if he really was a busker, then doubly good for him. I don't get the use of 'busker' as a pejorative in this thread. There are some fucking great buskers about. Hope they win the lottery at some point, too.

 

[Fabio]

'Real music'. Excellent. Music is in the ear of the beholder. Or something. I don't know much of Ed Sheeran but people seem to like him and good for him. And if he really was a busker, then doubly good for him. I don't get the use of 'busker' as a pejorative in this thread. There are some fucking great buskers about. Hope they win the lottery at some point, too.

Yeah I'm of that ilk

What's my trash is someone else's idol. People like what they like. Not every piece of music needs to be soul searchingly deep.

It just needs to strike a chord with you.

Don't understand music elitism.

 

[manwithnoname]

Yeah I'm of that ilk

What's my trash is someone else's idol. People like what they like. Not every piece of music needs to be soul searchingly deep.

It just needs to strike a chord with you.

Don't understand music elitism.

I have impeccable taste in music, like many other things, and I can tell you without question that Dreamy likes fucking shit music

That isn't "elitism" it's just true.

 

[moron]

I have impeccable taste in music, like many other things, and I can tell you without question that Dreamy likes fucking shit music

That isn't "elitism" it's just true.

I really like Little Mix music...is that good taste Brendan ?

 

[gkmacca]

Don't confuse liking music with evaluating it. You can like something that you know is crap, and dislike something you know on certain aesthetic grounds is good or admirable or innovative. Relativists are a waste of space.