Emre Can CUN Turn

[mwake]

I love the Emre "is impressed with our ambition" bit, that's what kills it for me lol. Who is he thinking he is? Like multi billionaire taking his time to decide which company he will take over and then finally coming to a decision lol

 

[dmishra]

True, am pretty sure we would have matched those wages.

Anyway, if he goes, he goes.

 

[manwithnoname]

Yeah, but this is Italy dude. I think that would make him second in wages only to Higuian at Juve.

So you think Can's factoring in acceptable wage levels when deciding what salary to ask from Juve?

How thoughtful.

 

[Halmeister]

This guy must be someone on SCM. Who is he?

I'm a negative bastard, but this fella must be about to douse himself in petrol and set himself alight. Fucking hell.

 

[manwithnoname]

I'm a negative bastard, but this fella must be about to douse himself in petrol and set himself alight. Fucking hell.

Please be Modo

 

[doctor_mac]

So you think Can's factoring in acceptable wage levels when deciding what salary to ask from Juve?

How thoughtful.

No, I'm thinking, I'll believe those cheap Italian cunts are paying him £120,000 a week when I see it.

 

[Glen C]

This is by no means confirmed. 6m a year my arse.

6m euros is roughly £100k a week so its not excessive.

 

[doctor_mac]

6m euros is roughly £100k a week so its not excessive.

It is in Italy.

 

[Athens]

It is in Italy.

I think it's excessive anywhere.

 

[juniormember]

It is in Italy.

They’d be saving at least 30m in transfer fees even with a signing on bonus, so it seems easily achievable.

 

[doctor_mac]

They’d be saving at least 30m in transfer fees even with a signing on bonus, so it seems easily achievable.

But they are cheapskate Italian cunts.

 

[Holle]

Italians love them greasy cunts.

 

[Hansern]

Fuck Emre Can. Move on.

 

[darkstarexodus]

But they are cheapskate Italian cunts.

Probably offering it in deferred payments and payable in the equivalent amount of pasta.

 

[Woland]

Considering the other option was Man Utd I'm glad he's fucking off miles away to a totally different pile of shite.

 

[keniget]

He’s underrated on here. Losing him is a blow not in the least because we’ll have to spend a shitload to replace him and then there is a bedding period.

 

[Woland]

I didn't realise I had to fuck him too

 

[tombrown]

I didn't realise I had to fuck him too

Only during his period

 

[Dreambeliever]

@Mystic warning for posting a James Blunt video.

Anyone else posting a video by James Blunt, Ed Sheeran, or anyone else so extraordinarily shite they make you want to shove the lit ends of sparklers into your ears just to make it stop, will be banned.

Wtf? Hate him all you like but Ed is a genuis.

Where's the ginger solidarity.

 

[Oncy]

Wtf? Hate him all you like but Ed is a genuis.

Where's the ginger solidarity.

In what way is he a genius? Hes a fucking busker.

 

[HC]

He'll look amazing prancing around in that slow arse league.

This

 

[HC]

Wtf? Hate him all you like but Ed is a genuis.

Where's the ginger solidarity.

You're on a hattrick Dreamy:

Parking companies, Ed Sheeran & ??????

 

[Oncy]

You're on a hattrick Dreamy:

Parking companies, Ed Sheeran & ??????

I cant wait for this years Champions league to be over so I can go back to thinking his heads nothing but rocks and thoughts of gypsy wenches.

His sheer brilliance on football matters this year has fucked up my chi big time. Its like getting home from work and finding one of the twins has made Beef wellington.

 

[FoxForceFive]

In what way is he a genius? Hes a fucking busker.

Hahaha.

That's how I always describe him. He's a high pitched busker.

There's nothing special about any of his music. At all. I watch bands & acts locally a fair few times a year, mostly unsigned free gigs or a few quid for a few bands & at least half of them are better than he is.

 

[Oncy]

Hahaha.

That's how I always describe him. He's a high pitched busker.

There's nothing special about any of his music. At all. I watch bands & acts locally a fair few times a year, mostly unsigned free gigs or a few quid for a few bands & at least half of them are better than he is.

I know the argument thats coming. Aaaah but hes made millions, people love him yadda yadda.
Same could be said for Hitler. And to me there is a slip of paper between Sheeran and Adolf.

Both soulless vile cunts

 

[mark1975]

I know the argument thats coming. Aaaah but hes made millions, people love him yadda yadda.
Same could be said for Hitler. And to me there is a slip of paper between Sheeran and Adolf.

Both soulless vile cunts

Or even worse, Celine fucking Dion.

 

[tombrown]

I know the argument thats coming. Aaaah but hes made millions, people love him yadda yadda.
Same could be said for Hitler. And to me there is a slip of paper between Sheeran and Adolf.

Both soulless vile cunts

 

[Athens]

In what way is he a genius? Hes a fucking busker.

Let's face it, Dreamy calling Ed Sheeran a genius is like a midget calling a short arse "lanky bastard".

 

[Avmenon]

Wished we'd managed to get the contract sorted to avoid losing him on a free, but fuck it.

 

[Dreambeliever]

In what way is he a genius? Hes a fucking busker.

His ability to collaborate and make music up on the spot is exceptional.

I went to his concert as a present to the mrs and was blown away by his ability to do so much off the cuff.

Amazing entertainer live. A stadium with 60,000 people and all he had was a guitar and a looper.

Captivating.

Obviously music is subjective and everyone is entitled to dislike him but to not recognise how talented he is is bizarre.