Deadline day

[Fabio]

Harry Redknapp plays down rumours linking him with the dildo. "He's a top top dildo. Triffic. But it's up to the chairman" #transferdildoday

 

[Fabio]

I'm just robbing paddy powers jokes

 

[doctor_mac]

What's his first name - Oi?

Boom tish.

Had to stare at your post for a while wondering whether you were posting in the wrong thread again.

 

[cloggypop]

Just seen a bloke poke a blue dildo in the reporters ear at goodison!!

https://vine.co/v/OBUD6tQW30P

 

[mark1975]

Manchester United have now crossed the t's and dotted the - er, lower case j's - on Daley Blind's deal. It's a £14m move and he has signed a four-year deal.

 

[Athens]

Daley Blind. Sounds like a satirical newspaper.

 

[Fabio]

"Where have you been Arsene?! United got Falcao and we NEEDED A STRIKER!!"

 

[cloggypop]

Daley Blind. Sounds like a satirical newspaper.

In braille.

 

[cloggypop]

The blue dildo now has a twitter account

https://twitter.com/TransferDildo

 

[Shadey]

Is this blind guy any good or just an over valued run of the mill defender .

 

[cloggypop]

Is this blind guy any good or just an over valued run of the mill defender .

He is a decent enough but fairly slow midfielder.

 

[dee]

There's a trend here, Cleverly deal off as he wanted £80k/week (£4m/year)

 

[Skullflower]

i'm coming round to boringi staying. we're in 4 comps and i don't think we have enough up front. he's shite but he's an option.

 

[Comical Aly]

The blue dildo now has a twitter account

https://twitter.com/TransferDildo

Hahaha, that's brilliant.



The Transfer Dildo @TransferDildo · 15m
Aston Villa have pulled out of Cleverley (1/2)

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[Fabio]

i'm coming round to boringi staying. we're in 4 comps and i don't think we have enough up front. he's shite but he's an option.

If my reasoning is right (it probably isnt) then we'll have a very motivated 4th choice striker.

 

[cloggypop]

I still want four strikers so he will do as the fourth one.

 

[dee]

BBC - We understand that Arsenal and Manchester United have agreed a fee of £16m forDanny Welbeck

 

[Shadey]

i'm coming round to boringi staying. we're in 4 comps and i don't think we have enough up front. he's shite but he's an option.

I bet lamberts chuffed.. NOT

 

[Fabio]

BBC - We understand that Arsenal and Manchester United have agreed a fee of £16m forDanny Welbeck

Be interesting to see if Mario or welbeck will be better value for money

 

[Skullflower]

well, if we end up using him then i guess those who said we need a fourth striker will be proved right.

 

[Hansern]

Cleverley to Everton on loan. Blueshite getting a shite player

 

[Skullflower]

welbeck will be decent for arse. well better than boringi.

 

[Skullflower]

was really hoping they wouldn't sign a striker.

 

[dee]

£16 M buys you:

1 .Danny Wellbeck, 23yrs 10 mths, 82 appearances and 19 League goals in the last 3 seasons. Alledgedly on £80k/week.

or

2. Mario Ballotelli, 24 yrs 0 mnths, 80 appearances and 40 league goals in the last 3 seasons

 

[FoxForceFive]

was really hoping they wouldn't sign a striker.

Me too. Will he be better than Giroud for them? Giroud is out until January so until then they'll probably be about par.

 

[Oncy]

Hes fucking wank.

 

[Hansern]

Welbeck only need 1 more goal to equal Neil Shipperleys Premier League total. Crack on son, you can do it!
124 games and 28 goals. 16 mill £

 

[gene hughes]

yea, Wellbeck is crap.

 

[cloggypop]

I am not sure that Welbeck is a striker.

 

[Oncy]

If you were an arsenal fan youd be proper cunted off wouldnt you?
Chelsea - Costa and Remy
Liverpool - Sturridge and Balotelli
United - Van Persie and Falcao
City - Aguero and Jovetic
Arsenal ...... Giroud.......and maybe MAYBE Wellbeck.
Jumpin jahosafats!!