Someone said to me yesterday that the first dose gives you 100% chance of not dying, and the second one is to stop you getting it at all. If that's true, it may call for a different roll out schedule.
Living for another few hours seems hard enough right now
Evidently I'm an essential key worker now.
Working in a fucking car factory.
We're exempt from the Tier system apparently.
I expect all of you cunts to go out and clap for me.
Allow me to depress the ever loving shit out of you:
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The varying effectiveness of AstraZeneca’s vaccine reflected differences in how doses were administered in the late-stage trials. In the dosing plan that was 90 percent effective, study participants were given a half-dose of the vaccine and then, a month later, a full dose. The vaccine was less effective when people were given a standard full dose upfront, followed a month later by another full dose. On average, the vaccine was 70 percent effective.
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Guess which dosing method the government have been forced to roll with thanks to making a fucking mess of the situation? Then do some maths, if the average is 70, and the first number is 90, I might be wrong here, I don't claim to be a human calculator, but it seems to me that the second number must be 50. Then let us factor in the mutation, how much less effective will it be against the new strain? Let's assume 40% being generous. Now lets factor in that this isn't proper science, it's just statistics, and people have a natural ability to fight off infection regardless of the vaccine, which masks a lot of the true effect. What do you suppose that baseline rate is? Let's call it 30% to be charitable.
So this miracle vaccine, in reality is improving our immunity from 30% to 40% in this scenario. You're all going to fucking die. Mark my words.
I think i might want to die at some point. Living forever would be pretty shit.
Along with Netflix, PS5 and a few sex dolls ?You cannot kill that which does not live. But my solution would be to encase humans inside sterile vats, so that they are insulated from all external pathogens, and then use electrical signals to replicate the experience of being alive in the world.
Dante used to be a bit funny, like your kooky friend whose a bit weird but harmless..
Now he's like... Well it's just a bit more sinister now
Along with Netflix, PS5 and a few sex dolls ?
Can it be those porn cards you used to get on holiday in Spain?You misunderstand the priority on this solution. If there is any spare CPU capacity left over after I have run my own algorithms, you might get an Atari. Perhaps. Otherwise be grateful and make do with a deck of cards.
Well it was honest practical advice for one the actual funniest posters here. I'm not as human as most feely emotional people, but when you look at it objectively there is an entire earth/universe, and we're quite lucky to live in it for however short time we can, and so if anything is bringing you down, you don't owe anyone or anything a god damn thing. You ought to just leave and see the planet for a bit.
Jesus.. locked out of your house? Country?Lockout #3 starts for us in 2 days ...
Jesus.. locked out of your house? Country?
You ok hun? PM me.
Jesus.. locked out of your house? Country?
You ok hun? PM me.
Hahaha oops
Lockdown