Can we find the Lavia?

[Hansern]

What a shithouse of a club.

 

[Raz]

"Excellent news. Great window by LFC. Everything all good."

- Mystic when Chelsea unveil Caicedo and Lavia before the game on Sunday.

Or when they both line up against us just for giggles.

 

[dee]

Three year free loan of Levi Colvil please thank you

 

[dee]

Hope Caicedo is bright enough to understand how bad this makes him look whichever way it ends

 

[Holle]

Hope Caicedo is bright enough to understand how bad this makes him look whichever way it ends

I hate the cunt already. That wouldn't change if he signed for us. I couldn't wait for him to fuck off again.

 

[dee]

I hate the cunt already. That wouldn't change if he signed for us. I couldn't wait for him to fuck off again.

He’ll need to be very special for a season or two to atone

 

[Brizzle]

Tell Chelsea we’ll remove our bid for Caicedo in exchange for them accepting an offer on Colvill

 

[binomial]

Hope Caicedo is bright enough to understand how bad this makes him look whichever way it ends

Yeah, as if he's gonna fucking care when he's swimming in 250k a week.

 

[dee]

Tell Chelsea we’ll remove our bid for Caicedo in exchange for them accepting an offer on Colvill

Offer? Three year free loan all wages inclusive

 

[Holle]

He’ll need to be very special for a season or two to atone

For £111m? I beg your pardon. He'd have to be our best player hands down. And he'd still be deemed a twat.

 

[Farkmaster]

How does this make the player look bad.

The club can invite a bidding war, but the players agents can't do the same? He doesn't give a fuck about either team.

 

[binomial]

The club can invite a bidding war, but the players agents can't do the same?

Is that what an agent is supposed to do?

If the clubs wanna actively fanny around to engage in a bidding war in the first place, wouldn't the agent be sitting back lapping it all up until the auction has ended and 1 club tucks their tail between the legs?

 

[Farkmaster]

Is that what an agent is supposed to do?

Everyone involved in this operation is getting the maximum value out of what they are selling. All we've done is help. Really help.

 

[Hyena]

Lavia wants us. We want him.
We have the money. Pay it and stop being silly twats.

 

[Zlate]

Honestly, move on from Caicedo.

Why are we persisting with someone that clearly doesn’t want to play for the badge and instead is being swayed by $$$.

Should go all in on Lavia, who actually wants to play for us.

 

[Hyena]

Honestly, move on from Caicedo.

Why are we persisting with someone that clearly doesn’t want to play for the badge and instead is being swayed by $$$.

Should go all in on Lavia, who actually wants to play for us.

100%

Whatever happened to "we only want players who want to be here?"

Fk Caicedo and Tchouamemi.

 

[Fabio]

We're getting neither

 

[Dreambeliever]

What a shithouse of a club.

We aren’t that bad.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Hope Caicedo is bright enough to understand how bad this makes him look whichever way it ends

He couldn’t give a toss how it makes him look. Look at Henderson.

 

[Holle]

Honestly, move on from Caicedo.

Why are we persisting with someone that clearly doesn’t want to play for the badge and instead is being swayed by $$$.

Should go all in on Lavia, who actually wants to play for us.

I really do believe we have a backup plan but we want to prove the point that Chelsea, the agent and the player are cunts.

Well, at least I hope that's the case.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I hate the cunt already. That wouldn't change if he signed for us. I couldn't wait for him to fuck off again.

The last player you felt like this about turned out pretty decent 😀

 

[Holle]

The last player you felt like this about turned out pretty decent 😀

Yeah, true. But I'm consistent. I also hated him all along.

And I think I was kind of proven right in the end.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Ya fuck him now I think although I think he’d still be great for us if we did come.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Yeah, true. But I'm consistent. I also hated him all along.

And I think I was kind of proven right in the end.

I don’t see how? He was one of our greatest ever players, never kicked up a fuss. Extremely professional and moved on with our blessing in the end with no animosity.

 

[Hyena]

Who was that - Mane?

 

[Hansern]

We aren’t that bad.

Not us… Chelsea

 

[Dreambeliever]

Not us… Chelsea

Ha I was joking.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Who was that - Mane?

Yep. Holle hates him, didn’t want him here, hated him here and was happy he left.

 

[KopRed]

Yep. Holle hates him, didn’t want him here, hated him here and was happy he left.

Mane? That's ridiculous.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Mane? That's ridiculous.

I agree.