Seven year contract to sit on the bench
Can we find the Lavia?
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Seven year contract to sit on the bench
Obviously practicing the ‘keep warm self hug’ ready for a winter spent watching from the sidelines.So long suckers!
'I think the project and the ambitions of the club were key factors, but also the history behind it so, these three factors were determining my decision,'
1: The project - Boehly's 'shit or bust' scattergun vanity project
2: Ambitions - may have a point here
3: History - ha ha ha ha ha - Chelsea's "history" vs Liverpool
Glad we missed out on this wanker and Caicedo too
Legendo samurai nutcase for the win!
(He wears a mouthguard to play apparently ;-)
1: The project - Boehly's 'shit or bust' scattergun vanity project
2: Ambitions - may have a point here
3: History - ha ha ha ha ha - Chelsea's "history" vs Liverpool
Glad we missed out on this wanker and Caicedo too
Legendo samurai nutcase for the win!
(He wears a mouthguard to play apparently ;-)
Can we now flush this Lavia? Surely this thread is done, done, and done?
Only history Chelsea have is Combat 18 and that chant. Still the best bants chant ever…
'If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next'
To the tune of the 'if you tolerate this...' by the Manic Street Preachers about Graham Rix
The final sentence was added in case there were any recently landed extra terrestrials on the forum?
Yes, just to annotate for any possible millennials on here. Highly doubtful I guess…
I was always quite find of Brighton's (off the back of successive promotions, one of a handful of clubs to achieve the feat, thanks largely to the goals of one man):
When the ball hits the goal, it's not Shearer or Cole, it's Zamora!
Which then - after he moved to a bigger club (Spurs or Pompey perhaps?) got changed to
When the ball hits the head, of that bloke in row Z, it's Zamora!
But I think the best bants has to be:
There's only two Andy Goram's, two Andy Gooooorams, there's only two Andy Gorams
(After it was revealed he had schizophrenia)
One I liked was Newcastle;
Sunday Monday Habib Beye
Tuesday Wednesday Habib Beye
etc.
Made me chuckle.
Sunday Monday Habib Beye
Tuesday Wednesday Habib Beye
etc.
Made me chuckle.
Chelsea’s history in his lifetime is better than ours and the younger generation think football started in the early 90’s.
Exactly, he grew up watching Chelsea with Drogba, Hazard, etc
There is a video of him face timing Hazard after signing.
not surprised.
Sure there's tons of millennials on here. It's those zoomers we need to keep an eye for
At least one Andy Goram is dead now..
My heart bleeds
I like to think that we were always after Dom and Grav all along and used Chelsea as a patsy. All part of the masterplan!
Having them pay what they paid for those two is mindbending.
Having them pay what they paid for those two is mindbending.
What's the drama at Suprs?
I meant Chelsea
Dreamie has given them their manager the kiss of death - it’s only a matter of time before it goes tits up.
Zero chance. He’s a superb manager and the bar is low there.
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