Caice-d'oh!

[doctor_mac]

Who's the player we'd rather sign? Caicedo or Lavia?

Caicedo. Easily.

 

[StevieM]

Not a chance. Winning the EPL is extremely difficult once as we have proven over the last 30 years. There is light years between winning it once and twice. It’s why so many of us hate the fact Klopps first great side only have one to it’s name.
Every team bar City is living on past glories now, that wasn’t the point. The point was it’s very clear why some players would be more interested in Chelsea as a destination over us and ‘recent’ success is just one of them, along with the other points as they have won more than us.
No hole to be dug, it’s clear as day.

Alright then - let’s go with your definition of “light years ahead”.

Leicester City are light years ahead of Man Utd over the last decade having won infinitely more Premier League titles.

In fact - as “infinitely more” is greater than “double” are Leicester so far ahead they’re on a different scale.

 

[Markeh]

The Irish guy with a head shaped like a potato on YouTube is reading some guys tweets who is saying Caicedo is now open to a move to Liverpool

 

[doctor_mac]

I think Dreamie might go full Dreamie in this thread.

 

[StevieM]

The Irish guy with a head shaped like a potato on YouTube is reading some guys tweets who is saying Caicedo is now open to a move to Liverpool

Doesn’t he know Chelsea are light years ahead of us!!!?

 

[rurikbird]

What is full Dreamie?

 

[Markeh]

Doesn’t he know Chelsea are light years ahead of us!!!?

The thought has never entered his potato head

 

[Markeh]

He’s also saying we’ve offered 115m euro, Caicedo will go to Liverpool if we agree a deal with Brighton

 

[LarryHagman]

Caicedo is the boy to sign. Will we? Fuck knows.

Half the price Lavia. Is he half the player? Fuck knows. But if we think Caicedo is better, sign the cunt!

Personal opinion - Caicedo. But it's not my dosh.

 

[StevieM]

I think Dreamie might go full Dreamie in this thread.

He’s in one of his “I’m going to make big bold statements to prompt discussion (or something) moods.

We know how it ends - with him spiraling into saying something even more ridiculously stupid, a thread on how Utd’s transfers are the best this year and a thread on Roy Keane being the greatest player ever.

 

[doctor_mac]

What is full Dreamie?

Multiply nonsense by ludicrousness and you're in the fringes of full Dreamie.

 

[rurikbird]

 

[tomasjj]

AI knew it all along !!

Ecuadooor!!

 

[tomasjj]

And wonder how that prick Wilcox is doing now

 

[Hansern]

Fucking hell..

 

[Basankayis]

Don't get me excited. I'm too old to be wasting a stiffy at my age. Refuse to believe fsg would have the balls.

Don't know about you, but a stiffy NEVER goes to waste round my house!

 

[moron]

Honestly guys - if we splash 100M on this guy then we probably won't sign anyone for the next 3 seasons, that's how FSG roll.

 

[Markeh]

Fucking hell..

this is what potato head was saying

 

[binomial]

Honestly guys - if we splash 100M on this guy then we probably won't sign anyone for the next 3 seasons, that's how FSG roll.

That, or it means Salah's off for 100m next week.

 

[rurikbird]

Fucking hell..

Steady…

 

[singlerider]

What is full Dreamie?

As you were

 

[Bradley]

What is full Dreamie?

Multiply nonsense by ludicrousness and you're in the fringes of full Dreamie.

He also sometimes talk him self full circle and ends up arguing against his original post. It's as special as a world cup with Ireland in it.

It doesn't happen often, but when it does it fucking magnificent.

 

[Hansern]

 

[dee]

I’m an old man and no longer really give a shit about the media but …

Is the Sky TV guy that wears a yellow suit on (dramatic pause) DEADLINE DAY getting excited? If he isn’t it defo isn’t happening

 

[StevieM]

He also sometimes talk him self full circle and ends up arguing against his original post. It's as special as a world cup with Ireland in it.

It doesn't happen often, but when it does it fucking magnificent.

Isn’t that the mythical “Double Dreamie” rather than “Full Dreamie”.

That thread was the greatest collection of face palm memes known to humanity.

 

[doctor_mac]

He also sometimes talk him self full circle and ends up arguing against his original post. It's as special as a world cup with Ireland in it.

It doesn't happen often, but when it does it fucking magnificent.

That's the full Dreamie

 

[Dreambeliever]

He slots right in from the off, but I still have a feeling that Lavia has a higher ceiling.

Klopp elevates everyone’s ceiling and we need more now than what Lavia can potentially give.

 

[doctor_mac]

I think now we've said it it won't happen. Don't second guess it Dreamie, just play it naturally.

 

[Shay_K]

Who's the player we'd rather sign? Caicedo or Lavia?

BOTH

 

[Bradley]

Isn’t that the mythical “Double Dreamie” rather than “Full Dreamie”.

That thread was the greatest collection of face palm memes known to humanity.

That's the full Dreamie

I have neglected my notebook on the ways and lore of SCM.

I will learn from this.