Caice-d'oh!

[rurikbird]

Klopp elevates everyone’s ceiling and we need more now than what Lavia can potentially give.

My feeling on this is Lavia’s ceiling is at least as high as Caicedo so long-term buying him would represent better value for money - if he reaches his potential, of course. Here and now Caicedo helps us more, of course.

 

[Dreambeliever]

He’s in one of his “I’m going to make big bold statements to prompt discussion (or something) moods.

We know how it ends - with him spiraling into saying something even more ridiculously stupid, a thread on how Utd’s transfers are the best this year and a thread on Roy Keane being the greatest player ever.

Are you ok Steve?

 

[Dreambeliever]

Clearly Thiago moving on has opened the door to extra money as well as a greeter need for an immediate player who can add high value to the team over a project.

Would be hilarious if we pull this off for so many reasons.

 

[dee]

My feeling on this is Lavia’s ceiling is at least as high as Caicedo so long-term buying him would represent better value for money - if he reaches his potential, of course. Here and now Caicedo helps us more, of course.

… and Bajcetic?

 

[Buddha]

Oh Lordy…

 

[Dreambeliever]

Oh Lordy…

Casio watches have shipped from China?

 

[dee]

Oh Lordy…

DaveOCKOP is …….. THE FIRM

 

[Zlate]

Oh Lordy…

Liverpool are monitoring and considering Caicedo. Brighton are anticipating a fax coming through, so they’re sitting around waiting….

 

[Markeh]

Oh Lordy…

yea the last time he did this it was extremely underwhelming

 

[rurikbird]

I don’t think this guy knows anything.

 

[Buddha]

 

[Markeh]

I’m an old man and no longer really give a shit about the media but …

Is the Sky TV guy that wears a yellow suit on (dramatic pause) DEADLINE DAY getting excited? If he isn’t it defo isn’t happening

Jim white, is he on TV anymore? I’m sure they still drag him in for deadline day but he’s on the radio daily playing devils advocate to Simon Jordan

 

[Buddha]

 

[dee]

HAHAHA So we still have an aversion to ‘asking price’

 

[Markeh]

I don’t think this guy knows anything.

i can feel the emotion growing in this one, come to the dark side this is happening

 

[dee]

So does £135m for Mac Allister and Caicedo sound like good value?


…. And how will Southampton take the news of this bid if it happens.

 

[Markeh]

So does £135m for Mac Allister and Caicedo sound like good value?

absolutely not but theyre good players

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Well hold on there a minute. If we were to ask whether each was worth $67.5m the answer may be yes.

 

[rurikbird]

i can feel the emotion growing in this one, come to the dark side this is happening

I’m still waiting on good beans from @doctor_mac; without this I’m afraid the party isn’t happening.

 

[StevieM]

Are you ok Steve?

Absolutely tickety-boo.

 

[rurikbird]

Melissa’s voice has never sounded so sweet.

 

[Glen C]

This is a bullshit smokescreen to get Chelsea refocused on Caicedo.

Once they get him and Tyler Adams in, they'll be sorted in DM.

We can then go back to increasing our bids for Lavia in £10 increments.

Exactly [emoji817].

 

[Glen C]

“LFC will 100% bid” Oh lordy, this should be fun.

Yeah 48m.

 

[ibromurph]

I'm also thinking we're drawing this one out to ensure he's unavailable to face us this weekend.

Just have to get to Friday midday I think and he won't be able to play.

 

[Mystic]

 

[Glen C]

Don't know about you, but a stiffy NEVER goes to waste round my house!

I'm married so of course it goes to waste unless it's my birthday or Xmas.

 

[binomial]

We’re actually signing this mother fucker aren’t we? How the fuck is this possible? Who are our owners and what have they done with FSG?

 

[Mystic]

He knows shit all, but fuck it.

 

[moron]

He knows shit all, but fuck it.

What the fuck £110M ? - No way, that means we won't sign a defender - fuck this. I know we are a bit mad but this is fucked up, please Chelsea - put in a 120M

 

[dee]

Done before lunch and he plays Sunday