Bournemouth official match thread

[Dirkus_Circus]

12 minutes in and Martin Tyler hasn't brought up the England national team or Roy Hodgson yet.

Is he feeling ok?

 

[Fabio]

Bentekkers there, with a textbook "kick the ball on to my own shin, and then get lucky" pass

 

[FoxForceFive]

How many bloody corners have we conceded so far? Shambolic.

They are yeah, any other team would have scored from at least one of them.

 

[cloggypop]

Ha. I didn't partake, don't think it works have gone down well whilst looking after the kids! Have I mentioned that on here before, or does everyone have a taking shrooms in the squirrel woods story?!

It's traditional. You go down with mushies and try and catch the psychedelic toads.

 

[Fabio]

12 minutes in and Martin Tyler hasn't brought up the England national team or Roy Hodgson yet.

Is he feeling ok?

Martin Tyler isn't commentating for sky sports lads, so keep us informed when he mentions it

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

It looks like a well drilled team of players who all know their job against 11 players just told to out and play. Good play there though.

 

[gkmacca]

Coutinho is STILL doing it - that stupid, needlessly speculative stab of a pass at no one in particular on the edge of the area. Keep hold of the ball and THINK, you daft little magician.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Right then. We had possession & immediately went on the attack.

That's not what you do when you've started like that, you keep the ball for a few minutes. Give everyone a touch & get confidence up again.

 

[Fabio]

Bentekkers there, winning a perfect long ball from Mignolet. Only problem was his flick on was to no one as no one could be arsed to run past him

 

[Athens]

This Liverpool team is driving me to drink.

 

[gkmacca]

Coutinho's crossfield passes are signalled with an email alert.

 

[Dahuge]

Is lallana playing tonight?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Coutinho & Benteke trying to be Gerrard & Heskey circa 2001 there.

 

[Fabio]

"there's that Coutinho, benteke combination"

Yes that famous combination, that's produced so much

It reminds me of other great pairings, like Gerrard and biscan, or pot noodle and lobster

 

[Fabio]

Is lallana playing tonight?

I don't think any of the team has started playing yet

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Clyne is REALLY good.

 

[Dahuge]

I don't think any of the team has started playing yet

Ok, is he on the pitch ?

 

[Fabio]

Ok, is he on the pitch ?

I'm honestly not sure

I hope not, as then he has an excuse

 

[Leo]

Brilliant from Clyne.
Gomez been totally wank so far.

 

[Nir.Barak]

Lallana is seriously asleep so far

 

[Comical Aly]

12 minutes in and Martin Tyler hasn't brought up the England national team or Roy Hodgson yet.

Is he feeling ok?

I think he did it obliquely when he said Ibe was destined for higher things than the Premier League early on although he didn't actually mention England. Unless he's whoring him out to Spain already.

 

[Fabio]

So, either Rodgers has managed to ruin 2 full backs in a week, or they're just off form


Scratch that, Clyne is resisting the Rodgers implants

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

20:36 Martin Tyler first England reference "Clyne really good going forward but also a good defender. That's why he's in the England set-up."

@Fabio

 

[FoxForceFive]

Why aren't we trying to keep the fucking ball?

This is naivety at very best, unprofessional at worst.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

I think he did it obliquely when he said Ibe was destined for higher things than the Premier League early on although he didn't actually mention England. Unless he's whoring him out to Spain already.

I cought that too but not counting it as official.

 

[FoxForceFive]

That was never a foul you cunt ref.

 

[Dahuge]

Benteke with a dirk kuyt type control...

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Benteke with a dirk kuyt type control...

steady

 

[FoxForceFive]

Nice attempt bentekkers.

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Benteke with a dirk kuyt type control...

It was a really appalling touch.