Bournemouth official match thread

[Athens]

I don't think Rodgers watches the same matches as the rest of us.

There can't be any other explanation.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Brendan would sacrifice his new moth if it meant he could suck Lallana's pipe.
Fucking joke.

He has a new moth? Is it rare?

 

[SummerOnions]

Saving him for monday

 

[Fabio]

Brendan would sacrifice his new moth if it meant he could suck Lallana's pipe.
Fucking joke.

@peterhague is going to love Lallana playing the whole game when he's been shite

 

[SummerOnions]

Gomez thinks he's a cross between glen johnson and yaya you're there

 

[cloggypop]

@peterhague is going to love Lallana playing the whole game when he's been shite

Especially if we win.

 

[Leo]

He has a new moth? Is it rare?

Rarer than hen's teeth.

 

[SummerOnions]

Gomez wasting time well by booting the ball into the stratosphere vertically instead of in any direction

 

[Fabio]

Well, I'm fucked off with how shit we've gone

 

[Mystic]

Coutinho sub has made us weaker.

 

[SummerOnions]

Rodgers is buying a load of moths for the next court appearance with his ex for when he opens his wallet

 

[Mystic]

Benteke has been brilliant

Yep, MOTM.

 

[Fabio]

Excellent from Lallana there

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fuck off. I hate this prick Gosling.

 

[Leo]

Rodgers brought Moreno on to mark Gomez I think.

 

[cloggypop]

Shouldn't he be called Dan Goose by now?

 

[Rosco]

Ross would happily nail the dog to a burning pyre

Not any more.

I like dags

 

[Mystic]

No one can hold onto the ball, Coutinho could. Firmino hasn't been able to get into the game.

 

[Fabio]

Not any more.

I like dags

I thought you just liked one dag in particular?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Shouldn't he be called Dan Goose by now?

Ha. That did make me lol.

Take note Athens.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

"He left cause you're shit, he left cause your shiiiiiitttt...Steven Gerrard, he left cause you're shit."

 

[Rosco]

I thought you just liked one dag in particular?

Yeah that's how it starts.

It's like cock, you never just end up liking one

 

[FoxForceFive]

Not any more.

I like dags

Only cos your wife told you to.

That doesn't count. It's like those fellas who claim to like watching one born every minute or eating salad.

 

[Leo]

Fat bastard Tomlin trying to hide behind Ming there.
Might work only that his shadow is the size of the Qe 2.

 

[SummerOnions]

Bentekkers hits the post

 

[Fabio]

FUCK OFF

Unlucky bentekkers

 

[FoxForceFive]

Unlucky there benteke. Good save?

 

[Fabio]

Emre flying in to the tackles

Missing both player and ball

 

[Fabio]

BRILLIANT run from moreno

 

[SummerOnions]

Morenoway