Big D vs Twitter

[Atlas]

Naaa, not sure I believe it.
Based on nothing but my absolute distrust of him. Will be out of action for a few weeks, will be brave and patriotic when he comes back in the hope of winning a few votes.

 

[Athens]

He's going to return in two weeks after beating off the virus and he'll be stronger than ever.

Cue rapturous applause.

 

[Atlas]

Was a bit lol til you realise that planes ready to send nukes around the world get deployed when the president gets ill..

 

[Atlas]

He's going to return in two weeks after beating off the virus and he'll be stronger than ever.

Cue rapturous applause.

Yup, he'll probably thanks that hydroxywhatever thing he's mentioned a few times as the cure.

 

[Athens]

Yup, he'll probably thanks that hydroxywhatever thing he's mentioned a few times as the cure.

If he really does have it then there's a chance he gave it to Biden.

Perhaps whoever is left will just take the presidency by default?

 

[Holle]

I wonder how he passed the test at all, the stupid fucker.

 

[Holle]

He's going to return in two weeks after beating off the virus and he'll be stronger than ever.

Cue rapturous applause.

One can only hope.

 

[Holle]

CoV-fefe

 

[Woland]

It's emblematic of populism. Our dickhead got it, their dickhead got it, the Brazilian dickhead got it. It's a badge of honour to be so fucking thick that even surrounded by facts and a firewall of experts you still wobble idiotically onto a ventilator.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Does his supreme court pick need to self isolate now too?

 

[rubans]

Defo ground to delay the election. Probably been licking every last whitehouse bog in hope, One final attempt ...

 

[dantes]

It doesn't matter anymore, his retarded wife has been caught on tape saying Christmas is a load of bullshit. That's all she wrote. Game over man, game over.

 

[737Max]

Defo ground to delay the election. Probably been licking every last whitehouse bog in hope, One final attempt ...

It's Covid not AIDS. Unless he's hooked up to a ventilator in an ICU ward (heaven forbid). He'll be perfectly fine in 2 weeks. The fact he's still tweeting suggests to me it's probably a cold.

 

[dantes]

 

[Richey]

Defo ground to delay the election. Probably been licking every last whitehouse bog in hope, One final attempt ...

I don't think it is grounds to delay the election. As a candidate it is his problem if he is ill.

If he dies or becomes so ill that he has to withdraw then congress might delay I suppose, but I don't think they have to. It would be down to the Repubican Party to find a new candidate.

 

[rubans]

I don't think it is grounds to delay the election. As a candidate it is his problem if he is ill.

If he dies or becomes so ill that he has to withdraw then congress might delay I suppose, but I don't think they have to. It would be down to the Repubican Party to find a new candidate.

I wasn’t being serious but you never know.
He maybe just a candidate but also said previously as a candidate he may not accept the election rules so not sure normal rules apply to Trump.

 

[Woland]

Why will he better after two weeks? He ticks all three boxes, old, fat and skint

 

[Holle]

Or it's all a PR stunt.

 

[Holle]

Why will he better after two weeks? He ticks all three boxes, old, fat and skint

I hope that at least his twitter finger falls off.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Is that the first time he hasn't called it the China virus?

 

[Athens]

Apparently if Trump and Pence both get it and aren't able to work then Pelosi will be the one in charge.

The tin foil hat brigade will have a field day with that one.

 

[Atlas]

Apparently if Trump and Pence both get it and aren't able to work then Pelosi will be the one in charge.

The tin foil hat brigade will have a field day with that one.

They've already started.

 

[Athens]

They've already started.

11.2k likes.

We're doomed. Well, USA first then it'll spread.

 

[Woland]

Must be reassuring for Trump to get a message of hope from Boris Johnson, sat there looking like a half dead binbag filled with liquid shit.

 

[the count]

I am actually surprised that Trump took the test.
He normally gets someone else to take them for him.

 

[StevieM]

I am actually surprised that Trump took the test.
He normally gets someone else to take them for him.

Well, he did fail this one, so we can be sure he didn’t get someone else to take it.

 

[Farkmaster]

He shouldn't have taken the test, they are what lead to positive cases. He wouldn't be in hospital now if he hadn't fallen into that obvious liberal trap.

 

[FoxForceFive]

He saw the temporary but significant bump in the polls it gave Boris & went for it IMO.

 

[Halmeister]

I still don't understand how it gave Boris a bump, but then again, I don't understand much of anything anymore.

In any case, he's too rich and too evil to die from this.

 

[Woland]