Well I sense a reverse in the flow of opinion over Carroll here.
I hope he comes good, very good, I really do as that will mean we will be up there challenging at long last. However I just don't see it, he doesn't have the techincal ability or 'footballing brain', he is all brawn and little finesse.
I love watching Saurez, Adam, Gerrard and Bellamy in and around the box, thoughtful little dinks through the defence and darting runs. Yesterday one episode near the end of the game epitomised AC for me, we had a break away and Bellers cut in from the left, Carroll in is the centre but well marked, Downing is wide right. Bellers can't go for goal and is looking for options but Carroll stays rooted to the spot, unmoving, like a fucking Oak tree, not creating space, not dragging defenders anywhere, not offering himself as an option, he was just a spectator like the guy in row 24C, eventually Bellers' only option was a sublime 30 yd pass right across the penalty area to Downing ... who hit the post.
I'll say it again, had we bought Dzeko instead of Carroll we would be right up there. A fox in the box picking up all the loose balls, and there are lots of them when Suarez runs around in there, that we don't have. A player that instinctively knows where the fucking goalposts are FFS and knows they are not in Row Z.
Carroll was not bought for this season, players like him and Henderson are all about the future (and 35M was far too much to pay for a gamble on the future), which is why we picked up Adam and Bellers for the next couple of seasons. I really don't think I have felt this negatively against one of our players in a long long time and I know it's not so much Carroll's fault as the price tag hanging around his neck. If only we had spent that money more wisely.