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Benteke - BOOOOOO the puns

I was referring more to this Summer but yes over a selected period of time that is true.

And that is what FSG will look at, I should like to think.

Anyway, this is the Benteke thread. It's extraordinary how much black (he's ordinary) and white (he's prolific) people's views are. I think he's neither but rather somewhere in between; however, if he's like Torres (when he first came) rather than Balotelli, he will be an upgrade on what we have. I just wish we be done with all this-- he'e either worth the money or not.
 
Villa have built their team around him since he's been there, like we did with Suarez, and all their attacks have been channelled through him if at all possible, and I'm presuming that's why he's been successful. I doubt that would be the case here, so I'm not sure how he'd get on. Could be great, I've no idea. Does anyone know how Genk used to play him before he went to the villa? He did quite well there, so I wonder if everything went through him.
 
Well you know damn well that isn't how the transfer season will end, so that is pretty much what si going to happen.

Who are they going to sign?

Mourniho's got his "best team" - he's not capable of re-invigorating with youth - it's not what he does - they're good enough until they're too old - then he'll be fucked off again.

Arsenal- Wenger is just about far enough up his own arse - as are his team- to think they don't need anyone else.

And City...... fuck City... Fuck them right up the ass with a bid sterling sized fist.
 
Villa have built their team around him since he's been there, like we did with Suarez, and all their attacks have been channelled through him if at all possible, and I'm presuming that's why he's been successful. I doubt that would be the case here, so I'm not sure how he'd get on. Could be great, I've no idea. Does anyone know how Genk used to play him before he went to the villa? He did quite well there, so I wonder if everything went through him.

This is what I worry about players such as him who dominate at one club. Soldado was like that, too. Still, he's young and, hopefully, willing to learn (unlike seemingly Andy Carroll.) If we get him ...
 
Honest to fuck we could be signing Tony Hibbert and Mark would find a way to talk it up.

Well done on not bothering to read the posts. I've already said I think we can find a more suitable striker, people are just making shit up about the type of player he is, generalising about needing crosses and stuff. It's nonsense.
 
Hony Tibbert would be ace though. Best right back in the league....

Benteke would be a good signing regardless of all the shite on here.
Its the fee and that Lacazette and Aubameyang are a much better fit thats concerning.
I hope we at least have contacted those clubs.
 
Every time I see the word Lacazette I think Lizardette.

He's made for us.
 
Hony Tibbert would be ace though. Best right back in the league....

Benteke would be a good signing regardless of all the shite on here.
Its the fee and that Lacazette and Aubameyang are a much better fit thats concerning.
I hope we at least have contacted those clubs.


Ciro Imm0bile went to Seville on loan. They would hardly sell Aubameyang?
 
Honest to fuck we could be signing Tony Hibbert and Mark would find a way to talk it up.


Now you know why he has 25+ kids..

He is like that with ladies...


Mark: ooh you look gorgeous, that dress makes your figure look all nice and curvy..
Fat Bird: Come here you..
 
What's the bet he goes to United, scores loads of goals and we'll be kicking ourselves yet again
 
His odds have been cut massively, to join United. He'll go there and tear it up and a load of people will look really stupid and moan about why we didn't buy him.

And he'll look fuck all like Andy fucking Carroll.
 
In fairness, his going to the Mancs and succeeding wouldn't necessarily mean he'd have been suited at LFC. I agree that some of the criticism of him on here has been fairly mindless, but I do think there's a genuine question about how well he'd fit into Rodgers' preferred style.
 
His odds have been cut massively, to join United. He'll go there and tear it up and a load of people will look really stupid and moan about why we didn't buy him.

And he'll look fuck all like Andy fucking Carroll.


I think he is lot more suitable for LVG style than Rodgers style. The reason for the lack of enthusiasm for his signing is due to us watching Balotelli and Lambert struggle in Rodgers system. Benteke will do better than those two, but not sure if he will be worth the 32.5 m outlay.
 
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