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It says it all about the fuckwitery in football now-a-days that the 2 footballers i "like" the most are Balotelli and Barton !!! At least they do it their own way .
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[quote author=amber cabs link=topic=47259.msg1415435#msg1415435 date=1319318090]
Gotta love the man. I reckon he'll start tomorrow too, should be interesting game.
In other news he is organising city's Christmas party this year, should be unbelievable!
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Send him an email asking him to have it in Barca. You could offer a free tour.
Gotta love the man. I reckon he'll start tomorrow too, should be interesting game.
In other news he is organising city's Christmas party this year, should be unbelievable!
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Send him an email asking him to have it in Barca. You could offer a free tour.
Ferdinand's face is sooo punchable right there...
He does that innocent 'what me?' expression so beloved of italian footballers who have done something wrong with such obvious sarcasm that you cant help but admire him, he really does not give a fuck at all, and thats what makes him so entertaining, hes the only player in the game now who could give an interview on friday claiming to have matured, burn his own house down on Saturday and then look like one of the best players in the league on Sunday, truly heroic stuff
Hes like a black Italian Gazza.
I don't get why he was booked for taking his top off when he had a t-shirt underneath?
It's stupid enough to book someone in a men's game for taking their top off (it'd be a fucking hanging offence to book someone for it in a women's match), but to do it when they've not actually done anything against any rules is bizarre & just out of fucking order. Surely City can appeal?
It's stupid enough to book someone in a men's game for taking their top off (it'd be a fucking hanging offence to book someone for it in a women's match), but to do it when they've not actually done anything against any rules is bizarre & just out of fucking order. Surely City can appeal?
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=47259.msg1416397#msg1416397 date=1319461806]
I don't get why he was booked for taking his top off when he had a t-shirt underneath?
It's stupid enough to book someone in a men's game for taking their top off (it'd be a fucking hanging offence to book someone for it in a women's match), but to do it when they've not actually done anything against any rules is bizarre & just out of fucking order. Surely City can appeal?
[/quote]Isn't it against the rules now to reveal a t shirt underneath with writing on it
I don't get why he was booked for taking his top off when he had a t-shirt underneath?
It's stupid enough to book someone in a men's game for taking their top off (it'd be a fucking hanging offence to book someone for it in a women's match), but to do it when they've not actually done anything against any rules is bizarre & just out of fucking order. Surely City can appeal?
[/quote]Isn't it against the rules now to reveal a t shirt underneath with writing on it
Must be, i thought it was only political slogans that got you a booking? Anyway, hes mad as a box of frogs.
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[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=47259.msg1416397#msg1416397 date=1319461806]
I don't get why he was booked for taking his top off when he had a t-shirt underneath?
It's stupid enough to book someone in a men's game for taking their top off (it'd be a fucking hanging offence to book someone for it in a women's match), but to do it when they've not actually done anything against any rules is bizarre & just out of fucking order. Surely City can appeal?
[/quote]Isn't it against the rules now to reveal a t shirt underneath with writing on it
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That's fucking ridiculous. Well, unless it says something that could be offensive, like 'I absolutely love cock', or similar.
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=47259.msg1416397#msg1416397 date=1319461806]
I don't get why he was booked for taking his top off when he had a t-shirt underneath?
It's stupid enough to book someone in a men's game for taking their top off (it'd be a fucking hanging offence to book someone for it in a women's match), but to do it when they've not actually done anything against any rules is bizarre & just out of fucking order. Surely City can appeal?
[/quote]Isn't it against the rules now to reveal a t shirt underneath with writing on it
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That's fucking ridiculous. Well, unless it says something that could be offensive, like 'I absolutely love cock', or similar.
...unless it was written over a picture of a cockerell...only makes you guilty of being hilarious!
Just been told the John Lewis story.
Apparantly When he first moved over his mother was here and she asks the cleaner if she has eveything she needs and she says no she needs all the things you need like an Iron, Vacuum cleaner etc.
Marios mum asks her where she can get all this stuff and she says John Lewis.
So Mrs Bolatelli sends Mario and his friends off to get everything from John Lewis.
About five hours later he returns home empty handed and his mum says where is all the cleaning stuff, ironing board etc. Then a big John Lewis van pulls up outside.
It contains nothing from the shopping list but the following 'Practical' items.
Giant Trampoline
Scalextric
2 Vespas
Table tennis set.
Whats NOT to love about Mario.
Apparantly When he first moved over his mother was here and she asks the cleaner if she has eveything she needs and she says no she needs all the things you need like an Iron, Vacuum cleaner etc.
Marios mum asks her where she can get all this stuff and she says John Lewis.
So Mrs Bolatelli sends Mario and his friends off to get everything from John Lewis.
About five hours later he returns home empty handed and his mum says where is all the cleaning stuff, ironing board etc. Then a big John Lewis van pulls up outside.
It contains nothing from the shopping list but the following 'Practical' items.
Giant Trampoline
Scalextric
2 Vespas
Table tennis set.
Whats NOT to love about Mario.
Seems Mario lives totally in the moment from one passing idea to the next... He's going to enjoy life, I think!
Not really a funny one but there is another story of him meeting a young City fan outside the training ground. Mario asks him why he's not in school, and the kid says coz he's being bullied. Mario goes to the school, meets the principle and bully and sorts it out amicably. He was bullied as a kid himself.
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Not really a funny one but there is another story of him meeting a young City fan outside the training ground. Mario asks him why he's not in school, and the kid says coz he's being bullied. Mario goes to the school, meets the principle and bully and sorts it out amicably. He was bullied as a kid himself.
[/quote]Posted on page 2 that GAT.
Not really a funny one but there is another story of him meeting a young City fan outside the training ground. Mario asks him why he's not in school, and the kid says coz he's being bullied. Mario goes to the school, meets the principle and bully and sorts it out amicably. He was bullied as a kid himself.
[/quote]Posted on page 2 that GAT.
[quote author=Gerry_A_Trick link=topic=47259.msg1416462#msg1416462 date=1319469391]
Not really a funny one but there is another story of him meeting a young City fan outside the training ground. Mario asks him why he's not in school, and the kid says coz he's being bullied. Mario goes to the school, meets the principle and bully and sorts it out amicably. He was bullied as a kid himself.
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Not really a funny one but there is another story of him meeting a young City fan outside the training ground. Mario asks him why he's not in school, and the kid says coz he's being bullied. Mario goes to the school, meets the principle and bully and sorts it out amicably. He was bullied as a kid himself.
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[quote author=Gerry_A_Trick link=topic=47259.msg1416462#msg1416462 date=1319469391]
Not really a funny one but there is another story of him meeting a young City fan outside the training ground. Mario asks him why he's not in school, and the kid says coz he's being bullied. Mario goes to the school, meets the principle and bully and sorts it out amicably. He was bullied as a kid himself.
[/quote]Posted on page 2 that GAT.
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The Wanderers (1979) - ''Leave the kid alone!''
[quote author=Gerry_A_Trick link=topic=47259.msg1416462#msg1416462 date=1319469391]
Not really a funny one but there is another story of him meeting a young City fan outside the training ground. Mario asks him why he's not in school, and the kid says coz he's being bullied. Mario goes to the school, meets the principle and bully and sorts it out amicably. He was bullied as a kid himself.
[/quote]Posted on page 2 that GAT.
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The Wanderers (1979) - ''Leave the kid alone!''
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=47259.msg1416465#msg1416465 date=1319469489]
[quote author=Gerry_A_Trick link=topic=47259.msg1416462#msg1416462 date=1319469391]
Not really a funny one but there is another story of him meeting a young City fan outside the training ground. Mario asks him why he's not in school, and the kid says coz he's being bullied. Mario goes to the school, meets the principle and bully and sorts it out amicably. He was bullied as a kid himself.
[/quote]Posted on page 2 that GAT.
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[quote author=Gerry_A_Trick link=topic=47259.msg1416462#msg1416462 date=1319469391]
Not really a funny one but there is another story of him meeting a young City fan outside the training ground. Mario asks him why he's not in school, and the kid says coz he's being bullied. Mario goes to the school, meets the principle and bully and sorts it out amicably. He was bullied as a kid himself.
[/quote]Posted on page 2 that GAT.
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