Anybody else?

[Dreambeliever]

Will Christina Aguilera be opening the party?

 

[Rosco]

Where's Bongaloid?

He's seated at the right hand of the lord.

 

[acejmk]

I've not seen Bongaloid for ages I must admit

If you read this Bongaloid give us a sign

 

[Holle]

I've not seen Bongaloid for ages I must admit

If you read this Bongaloid give us a sign

That's not how it works.

You have to say his name three times in front of a mirror.

 

[MomoWASright]

That’s what Oncy and Ryan did and haven’t been seen since.

 

[Mamma Mia]

That’s what Oncy and Ryan did and haven’t been seen since.

The curse of Oncy has been mentioned a few times, but I think Ryan's role in our inability to win the league for so long has gone unnoticed.

He posted a couple of times last season, and we ended 2nd on 97 points.

He hasn't posted at all in the football forum this season. His last post in the FF (from before the season started), opened with this line: ‘A point at old Trafford is never a bad result’.

We should probably ban him until May just to be safe.

 

[Halmeister]

Yeah, actually, what happened to Ryan?

 

[Dreambeliever]

Yeah, actually, what happened to Ryan?

He’s a CEO of a very successful company. Two kids, no time.

 

[Dreambeliever]

What’s the fascination with the name bongoloid? What am I missing?

 

[acejmk]

What’s the fascination with the name bongoloid? What am I missing?

He is the mystical one that never says too much but just enough

 

[Dreambeliever]

He is the mystical one that never says too much but just enough

Lol I mean the username?

 

[manwithnoname]

There's a Basement Jaxx tune called "Bongoloid" which I assume is to do with a certain method of ingesting cannabis.

 

[Dreambeliever]

There's a Basement Jaxx tune called "Bongoloid" which I assume is to do with a certain method of ingesting cannabis.

Aha. Cheers

 

[refugee]

What am I missing?

We might need to start a new forum for this.

 

[tombrown]

He’s a CEO of a very successful company. Two kids, no time.

BS

As previously revealed, Ryan and DB are actually two late middle aged gay gentlemen who share their home with five cats, and spend their evenings on rocking chairs on the porch in matching grey cardigans. Their on line bickering personas were an allusion to deflect us from discovering their true identities.

Ryan has been missing as he is in the midst of a big huff, having not forgiven DB for losing his favourite pair of knitting needles last August