Poll Anger v Hilarity

[Fabio]

Answer the question mofos!

For me, breaking the heart of that many newcastle fans would be hilarious (sorry to our resident magpie). Chelsea losing it is only going to upset, what? 60 people?

Providing it is newcastle of course!

 

[Leo]

Option B because I'm a bitter prick.

 

[spider-Neil]

definately A but B would be funny as fuck

 

[localny]

Imagine we had got forth!

 

[Fabio]

Imagine we had got forth!

Yup, we'd be crushed and we'd have more of a reason to hate chelsea



BUT

Thankfully thats not the case. Fuck empathy.

 

[Leo]

Imagine we had got forth!

We would go to the courts and suceed.
Our season would begin in mid June qualifying against the Maltese league champions Valetta.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

i never realised how much i hated chelsea until tonight, although it may be jealousy, im not sure yet





torres is a cunt though

 

[RedZeppelin III]

i'll be honest , i hate chelsea nearly as much as the mancs , they're just scum from the fans to the players to the simpleton russian . Chelsea take a hammering in final , newcastle or spurs lose their champs league qualifier ...i can live with that .

 

[El Pistolero]

B for me because one chinned me in the line of duty.... Cunt

 

[hmmmmm1]

voted A

I dont mind newcastle, it would be more amusing if spurs lost out

 

[El Pistolero]

Bollocks there shear utter arseholes, they come to anfield sing in your Liverpool slums, sign on, shoe off for the toon army and think there mighty fucking funny wearin no tops in -5 etc etc. I didnt realise Newcastle was the centre of affluence.

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

Bollocks there shear utter arseholes, they come to anfield sing in your Liverpool slums, sign on, shoe off for the toon army and think there mighty fucking funny wearin no tops in -5 etc etc. I didnt realise Newcastle was the centre of affluence.

This. Very much. Plus winning the CL would attract some new talent and extra cash, pushing them even more eons ahead of us. No thank you. Defeat, 5th place finish and an FA cup final loss, one trigger-happy owner and back to reality please. Thankyoubye

 

[the count]

This. Very much. Plus winning the CL would attract some new talent and extra cash, pushing them even more eons ahead of us. No thank you. Defeat, 5th place finish and an FA cup final loss, one trigger-happy owner and back to reality please. Thankyoubye

Er, Pistelero was talking about the Toon

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

Er, Pistelero was talking about the Toon

Ooops
TBF all of them songs get sung by Chelsea too, I would take any result apart from them winning the CL. Even the Geordie shite qualifying for it next year.
So ner.

 

[kingjulian]

If Chelsea win and finish fifth, then wouldn't they just have 5 pl teams in the CL. I thought they amended the rules after the debacle with our club winning and finoshing fifth....

 

[Piedro]

I'm on tapatalk, I can't see the question.

Although I have had a slab (YES A SLAB) of your birthday cake by the way.

Happy birthday bro. How good was my card xxx

 

[Piedro]

By the way, Total Recall is in ITV2 + 1.

Two weeks!...

 

[Piedro]

I'm possed in case you hadn't noticed. Night. X

 

[nealmac]

I hate Chelsea a bazillion times more than I hate Newcastle, so "A" it is.

 

[Athens]

A for me. I can't stand Chelsea and I can't stand Terry.

Didn't Harry Enfield base his character 'loadsa money' on Chelsea fans? I think he did.

 

[Insignificance]

I really don't need to see those fuking arses lift the CL trophy!!! No way!

 

[Holle]

Option A.

I don't want to see El Judas lift a trophy, no matter which.

 

[Farkmaster]

Newcastle are going to destroy themselves one way or the other even if left to their own devices.

Chelsea could use a little nudge, and they are the least deserving team to ever be anywhere near that trophy.

 

[Fabio]

Can I ask why they're the least deserving team?

The semi was dire football wise but why undeserving?

 

[StevieM]

I want Chelsea to win nothing and qualify for nothing.

Newcastle will make a pigs arse of it if they qualify, which will have it's own comedic value. Any money they make will be siphoned off by their twat owner.

 

[nealmac]

I keep reading this thread as "Agger v Hilarity" 😕

Can I ask why they're the least deserving team?

The semi was dire football wise but why undeserving?

Because they're just Chelsea. A bunch of scummy, cheating, bluffing, knackery, diving bastards with the most horrible fans in the world.

And because they have Terry, Lampard, Drogba, Cole, Meireles and Torres. And Terry.

And because they have John Terry.

And John Terry too.

 

[StevieM]

Is there a bigger cunt in football than John Terry?

 

[spider-Neil]

Can I ask why they're the least deserving team?

The semi was dire football wise but why undeserving?

I thought it was an excellent semi final. attack against defense.

 

[nealmac]

Is there a bigger cunt in football than John Terry?

Evra?

 

[Fabio]

John terry I agree. I despise him. But I they're hardly undeserving