Andy Carroll

[Fabio]

Doesn't score goals really ... We need players who can score too ... So I guess we'll settle for Ronaldo and Messi.

Fine.... If you want to lower your sights...

 

[Hansern]

How is Dembele available for a low fee? They paid like 5-6 mill and would want x2 or 3 that amount.

 

[Fabio]

He might want to leave and could have a clause?

*shrugs*

 

[Ryan]

Is this the line for having the sex with Farky?

".......your impotent theorycraft" = early contender for put down of the year.

Yep, brilliant. One of the great posts.