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Andy Carroll - Liverpools Number 9.

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[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=43933.msg1279315#msg1279315 date=1296987855]
Fuck me, if he's back for Utd & Ferdinand's still out, I may start to dream about taking points off them to stop them getting 19.

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Carroll would give us a major boost but beating Chelsea away without him and Suarez certainly indicates we could beat them even without our new big no. 9.

Hopefully he'll be back soon.
 
[quote author=Binny link=topic=43933.msg1282499#msg1282499 date=1297256126]
Asprilla having a go at Kenny: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/02/09/asprilla-dalglish-destroyed-united-s-title-bid-72703-28140527/2/#ixzz1DSwhXHID

Part of it:
And Asprilla has a few words of advice for Carroll at Liverpool.

He says: “I would say to Andy, make sure he scores goals or he will get dropped straight away.

“He will also need a translator to understand Dalglish’s Scottish accent!


“I couldn’t understand a word he said.

“One day he spent half an hour on a drawing board telling me how I should play.

“Then he asked me after 30 minutes and asked me if I understood.

“But I had to turn round and say ‘I don’t have a clue’.

“Kenny said he’d explain another time but we never had that conversation.â€
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if anyone fucked up united bid for the title it was 'tino' himself as he unbalanced the side.
 
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=43933.msg1279315#msg1279315 date=1296987855]
Fuck me, if he's back for Utd & Ferdinand's still out, I may start to dream about taking points off them to stop them getting 19.

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Hopefully another center forward who can put vidic on his arse!!
 
Liverpool believe they can transform Andy Carroll into the ultimate England striker, making him bigger, faster and more powerful while also educating him on the drawbacks of drink.

Carroll developed a reputation for boozing in Newcastle and he even admitted to enjoying a beer when he was unveiled as Liverpool's £35million signing.

But to the astonishment of the Anfield staff, it turns out the 22-year-old has spent little time in the gym to develop the upper-body strength that would make him even more potent in the penalty area.

Since Carroll arrived at Anfield, he has been stunned by how hard he is being made to work in trying to recover from a thigh injury that is expected to leave him on the sidelines for another two to three weeks.

However, the striker is scheduled to start jogging with Liverpool's medical staff at the club's Melwood training base, to show that his rehabilitation is going smoothly.

Liverpool caretaker manager Kenny Dalglish said: 'Andy has been thoroughly checked over, he is progressing well and I think the people who made the assertion (that he is out for the season) have got a good chance of being wrong.'

But Dalglish's coaches have further programmes in mind they hope will prove the record transfer fee for an Englishman was money well spent.

It will start with sessions at the sports science department on the adverse affects alcohol can have on an athlete; the fact it makes players more prone to injury and can hamper performance, even when consumed days before a game.

They will also put Carroll on an intensive weights programme in the belief that, come the start of next season, he will be an even more formidable forward and even more of an athlete.

In fairness to the Geordie, he has acknowledged the responsibility that comes with his price tag. While he said he 'wouldn't change' when it came to being a working-class lad who enjoys a beer, he promised he would be careful to choose the right times to have a drink.

Liverpool recognise it is ultimately up to Carroll to take heed of the warnings, but the sports scientists will do all they can to educate the centre forward so he can realise his considerable potential - for club and country.
 
Right, so he could be a good player, if he's bothered. He may not be bothered because he's not used to having to work this hard, at a club he doesn't want to be at. And if he decides not to go out on the sauce too much...

Enough of glass half empty from me!

Come on - get fit and show us what you have!
 
Thanks for providing all these links and updates Binny, they really are much appreciated.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=43933.msg1283365#msg1283365 date=1297400110]
Thanks for providing all these links and updates Binny, they really are much appreciated.
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Har har...

but thanks indeed Bunny!
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=43933.msg1283365#msg1283365 date=1297400110]
Thanks for providing all these links and updates Binny, they really are much appreciated.
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no need to take the piss
 
Liverpool caretaker manager Kenny Dalglish said: 'Andy has been thoroughly checked over, he is progressing well and I think the people who made the assertion (that he is out for the season) have got a good chance of being wrong.'

Not the most confident appraisal of Carroll's chances of playing footy any time soon.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=43933.msg1283365#msg1283365 date=1297400110]
Thanks for providing all these links and updates Binny, they really are much appreciated.
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I liked it better when you only trolled Dreamy
 
[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=43933.msg1283394#msg1283394 date=1297411721]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=43933.msg1283365#msg1283365 date=1297400110]
Thanks for providing all these links and updates Binny, they really are much appreciated.
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I liked it better when you only trolled Dreamy
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It's better if he doesn't troll anyone and sticks to what he does best (produce good posts).

Binny - you're ace, everyone loves your work !
 
Binny is ace, but there's nothing wrong with Ryan taking the michael out of Binny's bolding fetish.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43933.msg1283525#msg1283525 date=1297420351]
Binny is ace, but there's nothing wrong with Ryan taking the michael out of Binny's bolding fetish.
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Exactly, If the banter goes from this site all were left with is a bunch of arm-chair pundits.
 
Ha, apologies for the bolding. Actually do my reading when posting thus bold it as I read thru the articles/news. Ryan did a great summary of me in 1 sentence! ;D
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43933.msg1283393#msg1283393 date=1297411599]
Liverpool caretaker manager Kenny Dalglish said: 'Andy has been thoroughly checked over, he is progressing well and I think the people who made the assertion (that he is out for the season) have got a good chance of being wrong.'

Not the most confident appraisal of Carroll's chances of playing footy any time soon.
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I don't know Doc, I took that as the Mirror report was going to be very wrong, with a large does of sarcasm

regards
 
Hope he has his head screwed on properly.

Have just had nightmarish flashes of Gazza in my head.

On the other hand Souness wasnt called Champagne Charlie' for nothing.
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=43933.msg1283801#msg1283801 date=1297430888]
I keep getting flashes of Dr Frankenstein's monster after the Sports Scientists have finished with him

regards
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*IT'S ALIVE!!*
 
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Andy Carroll gave the thumbs-up to Liverpool fans after training properly for the first time since his £35million switch.

The giant striker, who joined from Newcastle on deadline day in a breathtaking deal, stepped out at Melwood to be put through his paces.

And he signalled his happiness to watching youngsters, who peered over the fences to snatch a glimpse at their new No 9 after the record-breaking departure of Fernando Torres to Chelsea for £50m.
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=43933.msg1283636#msg1283636 date=1297425160]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43933.msg1283393#msg1283393 date=1297411599]
Liverpool caretaker manager Kenny Dalglish said: 'Andy has been thoroughly checked over, he is progressing well and I think the people who made the assertion (that he is out for the season) have got a good chance of being wrong.'

Not the most confident appraisal of Carroll's chances of playing footy any time soon.
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I don't know Doc, I took that as the Mirror report was going to be very wrong, with a large does of sarcasm

regards
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Ahhh, that makes sense actually.
 
[quote author=Akakabooto link=topic=43933.msg1283803#msg1283803 date=1297430985]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=43933.msg1283801#msg1283801 date=1297430888]
I keep getting flashes of Dr Frankenstein's monster after the Sports Scientists have finished with him

regards
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*IT'S ALIVE!!*
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Haha, wait 'til they have him doing weights and bulk him up some more, they will have to paint the fucker green 😉

regards
 
[quote author=peekay link=topic=43933.msg1278798#msg1278798 date=1296921166]

I bet Carroll felt 15 feet tall when he heard that.
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Err the guy is already about that tall isn't he!
 
I think the comparison to Gazza is a bit OTT. Gazza was a mentally unstable wimp with an addictive personality and a weight problem. Carroll is just a young macho Geordie who likes to drink loads (and can hold it because he's fucking rock-hard). He's no different to most of our 70s and 80s players. Obviously the physical demands are higher now, so he might have curb his piss-up sessions a little bit, but I don't see him as the fragile, self-destructive type.
 
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=43933.msg1283998#msg1283998 date=1297443797]
"Gentlemen, this is Andy Carroll. Come and take a walk round him."
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He didnt say that, did he?
 
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