Adam Lallana

[Mystic]

Lambert is a scouser so he'll also point him in the right direction.

Are we all in the same camp here so? We all want Lallana as long as we aren't ripped off?

£15million or under, outstanding, £20million or under, good but wary, more than that, no thanks.

 

[King Binny]

Bleacher Report:

 

[gkmacca]

I've changed my mind.

 

[ILD]

Yeah I'm hoping Lallana has the self confidence and ambition to make an impact at a big club like Liverpool. Oh and he better touch the sign too.

 

[Brizzle]

Please read your signature Binny

 

[King Binny]

Please read your signature Binny

Lol, yeah, was posting it with a pinch of salt. Note that I purposely named the source of the stat. You guys should go read the article. The author is actually suggesting a Danish midfielder Daniel Wass from French Ligue as an alternative to Lallana.🙄

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

I don't know much about Lallana, but I love that Banana Splits song and if having Lallana means we'll be singing it more, I'm all for the deal.

 

[gkmacca]

All right, I'm in again. But that song gets on my nerves.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

All right, I'm in again. But that song gets on my nerves.

That's because you weren't listening to it while watching the original opening segment. Like this one:

 

[gkmacca]

Oh,I know all about The Banana Splits, thank you very much. Horrible.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Oh,I know all about The Banana Splits, thank you very much. Horrible.

I gather you're not a big fan of this as well then:

 

[Pesam]

All right, I'm in again. But that song gets on my nerves.

At the risk of repetition (as Cloggypop has already posted this), The immortal Dickies version is magnificent..........................

 

[gkmacca]

Simply ghastly.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Definitely the Banana Splits song beats Soton's song for Lallana:



He plays down the left,
He plays down the right,
Adam Lallana,
Makes Messi look s*ite...

Geez... BORING!

 

[gkmacca]

I'm finding the whole thing the most frightful bore.

 

[Halmeister]

This shit is Lalanas

L A L A N A S

*doffs cap*

Close thread.

 

[Fabio]

This shit is Lalanas

L A L A N A S

*doffs cap*

Close thread.

If the Dyslexic Supporters Club are on the Kop then sure

 

[Mystic]

Keep it simple, to the tune of vindaloo.

Lallanaaaa, Lallanaaaa.
Lallana, Lallana, Lala.

 

[doctor_mac]

Keep it simple, to the tune of vindaloo.

Lallanaaaa, Lallanaaaa.
Lallana, Lallana, Lala.

Bring back @Red Astaire all is forgiven! The Kop would rather commit group hara-kiri than sing that pile of steaming word filth.

 

[Mystic]

Fu

 

[gkmacca]

That's rather brusque.

 

[Halmeister]

If the Dyslexic Supporters Club are on the Kop then sure

Have you seen the people who sit on the Kop? They can't spell. My cahnt wroks.

 

[doctor_mac]

Fu

Sorry @Mystic, but that the worst compositional effort on this site since @cochyn's infamous Mascherano song, though at least that had the redeeming feature of being fucking hilarious.

 

[Whirly]

If you lot are serious about a Lallana song, Supernaut has a basically prewritten chorus.

 

[doctor_mac]

If you lot are serious about a Lallana song, Supernaut has a basically prewritten chorus.

We never joke about songs on this site Whirly. Serious topic.

 

[cochyn]

Sorry @Mystic, but that the worst compositional effort on this site since @cochyn's infamous Mascherano song, though at least that had the redeeming feature of being fucking hilarious.

I thank yous sir @doctor_mac. I try ......ish

 

[gkmacca]

Look, I'm getting really vexed about this nonsense. From now on, can we PLEASE work out the songs and then sign the players whose names fit? It's not rocket science!!!

 

[Halmeister]

What was the Cochyn Mascherano song?

 

[Red Astaire]

Keep it simple, to the tune of vindaloo.

Lallanaaaa, Lallanaaaa.
Lallana, Lallana, Lala.

Ha ha! WTF!!!!!

 

[doctor_mac]

What was the Cochyn Mascherano song?

We lost it with one of the site memory losses. I actually ached with laughter reading it. It was like something Tom Bombadil would sing.

It relied on adding the suffix -o to words at the ends of lines.

So it had lines like 'When Mascher hits the ball-o' and 'When Mascher scores a goal-o'.