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A Narrow Escape

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Ryan

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The 'thank fuck we avoided that landmine' thread.

Quite simply, the worst 11 in their positions that we were close to/heavily linked with/couldn't afford/failed to sign... players from over the years.

Some are absolute certainties and are beyond reproach, others I can't think of the correct fit, so add yer own.

They've gotta be players we were superclose to getting though, cf Heinze.


-------------------?????????????-----------------

NEILL------COLOCCINI----BROMBY----HEINZE

EMERTON----BOWYER----???????----STELIOS

--------------?????????-----?????????-----------


Fill your boots people...
 
Bowyer has to be made the captain of that team.

and for a striker, some people may not like it but looking at his record after joining Newcastle: Michael Cunt???
 
dean whitehead? was that his name? the sunderland midfielder
chris riggott the middlesborough centre back
i seem to remember jens jeremies the bayern munich sicknote
 
[quote author=Markeh link=topic=34579.msg901511#msg901511 date=1246925999]
dean whitehead? was that his name? the sunderland midfielder
chris riggott the middlesborough centre back
i seem to remember jens jeremies the bayern munich sicknote
[/quote]

Riggott's a great shout, but it's hard to displace Coloccini and Boumsong from the centre-back slots.

Onky - He's manager fo'sho.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=34579.msg901517#msg901517 date=1246926716]
[quote author=Markeh link=topic=34579.msg901511#msg901511 date=1246925999]
dean whitehead? was that his name? the sunderland midfielder
chris riggott the middlesborough centre back
i seem to remember jens jeremies the bayern munich sicknote
[/quote]

Riggott's a great shout, but it's hard to displace Coloccini and Boumsong from the centre-back slots.

Onky - He's manager fo'sho.
[/quote]

Asst Manager: Curbishley. Rumored to be second choice after Rafa.
 
[quote author=gerrard link=topic=34579.msg901521#msg901521 date=1246926974]
Seth Johnson in Midfield
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HAHAHA, SO TRUE.

We need strikers people.
 
I'm struggling to think of any better than bowyer.

Rather than shitebags, I'm sure everton could make a cracking fantasy team of players that slipped through the net! Albert Stubbins for one 😉
 
Id be tempted to put Raul circa 2008 in as a striker. He'd be fucking brutal in this league, as evidenced by every team they face in Europe from here totally nullifying him.
 
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=34579.msg901537#msg901537 date=1246927866]
For Andys sanity if nothing else, Ezequiel Lavezzi.
[/quote]Yeah the fucking cunt.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34579.msg901534#msg901534 date=1246927499]
Id be tempted to put Raul circa 2008 in as a striker. He'd be fucking brutal in this league, as evidenced by every team they face in Europe from here totally nullifying him.
[/quote]

I think Raul's one of the best players of the last 20 years, and would have loved to have seen him here, so you've no hope with that one chief.
 
Emerton is a decent right back.... doesn't belong to be named alongside Collocini, Boumsong and co.

He has been a consistent performer in the league, although not spectacular.
 
Ok so can you name a player whos played in all 4 english divisions, the conference, the world cup and la liga?
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34579.msg901547#msg901547 date=1246928372]
Ok so can you name a player whos played in all 4 english divisions, the conference, the world cup and la liga?
[/quote]

Steve Finnan
 
[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=34579.msg901548#msg901548 date=1246928415]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34579.msg901547#msg901547 date=1246928372]
Ok so can you name a player whos played in all 4 english divisions, the conference, the world cup and la liga?
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Steve Finnan
[/quote]Yes.

*smacks lips together and drums fingers on hips*

*walks off*
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34579.msg901550#msg901550 date=1246928576]
[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=34579.msg901548#msg901548 date=1246928415]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34579.msg901547#msg901547 date=1246928372]
Ok so can you name a player whos played in all 4 english divisions, the conference, the world cup and la liga?
[/quote]

Steve Finnan
[/quote]Yes.

*smacks lips together and drums fingers on hips*

*walks off*
[/quote]

hahahah I feel as if I stepped into this conversation at the wrong spot, and ruined some colossally funny joke.

<drums fingers on table>

<stands up>

<gets hat>

<walks out>
 
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