John Terry – the reverse Rosa Parks

[rurikbird]

View: https://twitter.com/The_Forty_Four/status/1783441573033685463

 

[Holle]

So John Terry's a cunt.

Quelle surprise, eh.

 

[Farkmaster]

Everyone is a cunt in that story, because it's a story about Chelsea Football Club.

He was definitely the head hero cunt though.

 

[Woland]

I think AVB is the biggest prick in the story, but even he couldn't out-cunt Terry.

AVB trying to be the big man on day one when in reality he was a total Arne shows where hubris leads

 

[Markeh]

maybe i’m a cunt but i understand why terry had a problem with this, it would’ve been fine if everyone was in economy

 

[tombrown]

maybe i’m a cunt but i understand why terry had a problem with this, it would’ve been fine if everyone was in economy

No - if they'd all been in economy he would have demanded the kids were put in the hold.

He is a cunt - him, Lampard & the rest could have easily paid for themselves to have been upgraded if they wanted to, the kids couldn't. He's an entitled cunt

 

[Farkmaster]

maybe i’m a cunt but i understand why terry had a problem with this, it would’ve been fine if everyone was in economy

Of course. His cuntiness is in the narration of a petty story about some inconsequential asshole, and the way he went about redressing it.

The guy coming in sees that the club has a clique of player power. He hilariously misjudges how to deal with it. Then ebjt says right maggots, get in the back, we built this club.

Everyone is a cunt in the story, but the person telling it as though it aggrandizes him is the biggest cunt, as they are the least self aware.

 

[Markeh]

Of course. His cuntiness is in the narration of a petty story about some inconsequential asshole, and the way he went about redressing it.

The guy coming in sees that the club has a clique of player power. He hilariously misjudges how to deal with it. Then ebjt says right maggots, get in the back, we built this club.

Everyone is a cunt in the story, but the person telling it as though it aggrandizes him is the biggest cunt, as they are the least self aware.

if he was asked about villas boas and it led to this story then it’s probably not that cunty

…and i’m defending john terry who i know is a cunt

 

[refugee]

Of course. His cuntiness is in the narration of a petty story about some inconsequential asshole, and the way he went about redressing it.

The guy coming in sees that the club has a clique of player power. He hilariously misjudges how to deal with it. Then ebjt says right maggots, get in the back, we built this club.

Everyone is a cunt in the story, but the person telling it as though it aggrandizes him is the biggest cunt, as they are the least self aware.

Especially the youth team players, as they looked up to that horrible cunt and were willing to give up their seats. A non cunt youth player would have said, fuck of Terry you stupid cunt and go sit in economy and shut your fucking cakehole.

 

[refugee]

Or words to that effect

 

[Richey]

maybe i’m a cunt but i understand why terry had a problem with this, it would’ve been fine if everyone was in economy

They have cut that clip though. In the full version he says that the plan was that it was half and half, and if players were first class going, they were premium economy coming back, and vice versa. And also that Lampard was one of the people in first class going.

Terry wanted to be in first class in both directions.

 

[Farkmaster]

They have cut that clip though. In the full version he says that the plan was that it was half and half, and if players were first class going, they were premium economy coming back, and vice versa. And also that Lampard was one of the people in first class going.

Terry wanted to be in first class in both directions.

Hahaha. See, never doubt the cuntiness, it's truth with a capital T that you can build an entire philosophy around. It's a lighthouse in a subjective sea.

And thank God for you Richey, it was foggy and I was lost.

 

[localny]

One of the best titles for a thread in years

"First class at last, first class, at laaaaast"

Man, I feel bad for AVB dealing with Terry

 

[Whaddapie]

He really wears the fact that he's amoungst the planet's biggest cunts like a badge of honour, doesn't he?

Cunt.

 

[rurikbird]

One of the best titles for a thread in years

"First class at last, first class, at laaaaast"

Man, I feel bad for AVB dealing with Terry

You have to say Villas-Boas really misread the situation. Tried to take on entrenched player power without having earned his own credibility first. He was basically done after that.

 

[localny]

You have to say Villas-Boas really misread the situation. Tried to take on entrenched player power without having earned his own credibility first. He was basically done after that.

True.

 

[Hyena]

You have to say Villas-Boas really misread the situation. Tried to take on entrenched player power without having earned his own credibility first. He was basically done after that.

He should have poisoned John Terry right after that, or pushed him down a long flight of stairs. Only graceful way out the situation.

 

[The Nomad]

He really wears the fact that he's amoungst the planet's biggest cunts like a badge of honour, doesn't he?

Cunt.

He almost ran me over in London many years ago.. just driving down the road with his hazards on like he owned the road doing about 40 in a 20.

Can confirm he wears the badge with dishonour.

 

[LarryHagman]

John Terry getting kicked in the head at Wembley is up there with my wedding day for me.

 

[rurikbird]

Related:

View: https://twitter.com/ZachLowy/status/1784336208899854402

Seems like AVB is actually not so bad at playing politics…

 

[StevieM]

Let’s be honest - it’s John Terry - either there was someone’s girlfriend in First Class he wanted to bone or all the youth players were black.

 

[Woland]

You live and learn.

Well he did, I didn't