WWIII Return of the Ruskie

[LeTallecWiz]

And 4 different guns.

Basically, I figured it out.
He took the 1st pistol and shot his big toe.
Then he shot the other big toe (gun count 1, hit count 2).
Then he took another gun, and shot his knee cap (gun count 2, hit count 3).
He was confused why he was still alive, so he took another gun and shot the other knee cap (gun count 3, hit count 4).
Still confused as to why he was alive and breathing, he took another gun and shot himself in the head (gun count 4, hit count 5).

 

[Athens]

I read that yesterday. I'm guessing there was no windows in that building

It mustn't have been tall enough.

 

[doctor_mac]

And 4 different guns.

The 4 different guns thing suggests to me this was not Putin, and was somebody attempting to make it blatantly obvious that this was not a suicide.

 

[The Nomad]

Belarus' Liberal Foreign Minister is found dead. A day after meeting the Pope's Envoy.

No windows. But suspicious none the less.

 

[The Nomad]

Now another Russian Billionaire has died.. helicopter crash in good weather.

Do we chalk this up to Crypto deaths.. or Putin deaths?

Or are they all Putin deaths?

 

[Atlas]

Now another Russian Billionaire has died.. helicopter crash in good weather.

Do we chalk this up to Crypto deaths.. or Putin deaths?

Or are they all Putin deaths?

Clintons?

 

[Judge Jules]

I'd guess the Russian mob's as likely an explanation as any.

 

[StevieM]

Clintons?

Dantes, more like.

 

[Judge Jules]

Come to think of it, has anyone seen Dantes and either of the Clintons in the same room at the same time?

 

[StevieM]

Come to think of it, has anyone seen Dantes and either of the Clintons in the same room at the same time?

Someone get on Qanon & spread the news that Dantes is Chelsea Clinton!!!!

It’ll turn the final episode of Derry Girls into the X Files!!!

 

[The Nomad]

Someone get on Qanon & spread the news that Dantes is Chelsea Clinton!!!!

It’ll turn the final episode of Derry Girls into the X Files!!!

He's more likely to be Chelsea Manning.

 

[Woland]

Dantes didn't post for a few months because he had to figure out a way of making a mobile phone out of sewing machine parts and cutlery in his cell.

 

[Athens]

He's more likely to be Chelsea Manning.

Surely you mean a Chelsea Whopper.

 

[rurikbird]

I guess this is why there hasn’t been much movement on the fronts in the last few weeks…

 

[rurikbird]

They are dying like flies, in remarkably similar ways…

 

[Judge Jules]

Why such a purge? Is Putin concerned about the possibility of being overthrown or worse?

 

[tomasjj]

paranoia accelerating

 

[StevieM]

Hillary on tour.

 

[rurikbird]

 

[StevieM]

What height is the little Russian hobbit????

 

[Athens]

What height is the little Russian hobbit????

I didn't think he was always that short... He must be shrinking under the weight of singlehandedly fighting Nazism.

 

[StevieM]

I didn't think he was always that short... He must be shrinking under the weight of singlehandedly fighting Nazism.

Apparently he claims he’s 5’7, but is more like 5’3 - which is shorter the Wee Jimmy Krankie, Scotland First Minister .

Is Rishi Sunak really only 5’6???

 

[Athens]

Apparently he claims he’s 5’7, but is more like 5’3 - which is shorter the Wee Jimmy Krankie, Scotland First Minister .

Is Rishi Sunak really only 5’6???

5'7?! I didn't know he was that short. That's even shorter than my own short arse. That must be why he uses the other intimidation tactics whenever he can, like that time his dog "wandered" in to the meeting with Merkel. She's afraid of dogs.

 

[rurikbird]

Putin is OBSESSED with appearing taller than he is – he wears special padded shoes (which accounts for his "strange" walking gait), his chair is usually a few inches taller than his counterpart's, there are strict rules about the height of his bodyguards and camera angles that make him appear not so short. I think this event was a bit of a faux-pas; maybe they are starting to lose attention to detail. It also appears he is not capable of fully lifting his arms.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Putin is OBSESSED with appearing taller than he is – he wears special padded shoes (which accounts for his "strange" walking gait), his chair is usually a few inches taller than his counterpart's, there are strict rules about the height of his bodyguards and camera angles that make him appear not so short. I think this event was a bit of a faux-pas; maybe they are starting to lose attention to detail. It also appears he is not capable of fully lifting his arms.

I thought his walk was 'KGB' related?

 

[rurikbird]

I thought his walk was 'KGB' related?

What do you mean?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

What do you mean?

I read that his walk is basically "KGB" walk for agents so they are 'ready' to shoot a pistol or something ...

 

[Judge Jules]

I read that too. The article I saw added that Putin was a bureaucrat rather than a field agent but I guess every KGB officer would get some standard basic training.

 

[rurikbird]

Getting a bit tired of posting these. It’s all predictable.

 

[doctor_mac]

Getting a bit tired of posting these. It’s all predictable.

it's relentless. Being a Russian Billionaire is clearly massively depressing.