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Why can't we sell Charlie Adam?

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Bacon's the other thing.

Bacon here is fucking garbage.


I mean, how hard can it be? You guys have pigs out there, so someone seasons it chops them up a bit and hey presto- bacon- someone grinds them up a bit adds salt and pepper, stuffs it into sausage skin...

Surely it can't be so hard?
 
Bacon's the other thing.

Bacon here is fucking garbage.
I remember asking for unsmoked ham/bacon for cooking over there.
The fucker in the butchers said there was no such thing
 
I'll add that there's no soda bread or potato bread.

An Ulster Fry is an impossibility.

Every fucker thinks I'm weird because I put vinegar in chips and you have to hunt for HP sauce in a glass bottle - the plastic ones taste like shit.

.... and I don't know what they do to their Heinz Tomato Soup over here - but it's horrific.

Thank fuck the wine and beer are exceptional and we see The Lying Rag more than 6 days a year.

You can make your own soda bread, as long as you can find butter milk. No idea how to make potato bread though.

I've never noticed any difference between HP sauce from a glass or a plastic bottle, last time I was home I brought back two big bottles plus a bottle of that HP sauce with guinness.
 
When I was in the states I was in our local Hardee's and I asked for salt and vinegar. They looked at me then asked the boss if they had any saltandvinegar (he said it like it was one word). The boss was amazed and said no, I think I made her day though as she had never been asked for such a thing before.
 
You can make your own soda bread, as long as you can find butter milk. No idea how to make potato bread though.

I've never noticed any difference between HP sauce from a glass or a plastic bottle, last time I was home I brought back two big bottles plus a bottle of that HP sauce with guinness.


Potato bread is easy to make...take left over mash, doesn't matter if it is seasoned already- it will need more salt. Sieve in flour, a bit at a time and mix it through, until you have a smooth slightly elastic gluey mixture. Flour a board and roll out a circle that will fit your biggest flat frying pan- this is great, because you can roll it to whatever thickness you like. Put it in dry, and whilst it is cooking through, use the spatula to divide it into 4 farls. When it has decent colour flick it over.

Have it at your leisure with your Ulster fry big lad.
 
Potato bread is easy to make...take left over mash, doesn't matter if it is seasoned already- it will need more salt. Sieve in flour, a bit at a time and mix it through, until you have a smooth slightly elastic gluey mixture. Flour a board and roll out a circle that will fit your biggest flat frying pan- this is great, because you can roll it to whatever thickness you like. Put it in dry, and whilst it is cooking through, use the spatula to divide it into 4 farls. When it has decent colour flick it over.

Have it at your leisure with your Ulster fry big lad.

Cheers, I'm going to give that a bash!
 
Food?????
I am in. Shall we talk about Chinese crispy roast belly pork and char siew (bbq Chinese pork loin) too?
 
Moron does have a point.

Before I digress back to the scotsman I must add that soda bread is boss. Had I spotted them in Andy's sooner on Sunday morning id have been partaking of some them.

Anyways, Adam.

Surely we must want rid? Are we linked to getting shut of him anywhere? Goal.com or somewhere shit? Even the fucking daily mail would help.

He must be about 8th choice midfielder by now & easily one of our most sellable assets
 
Never had soda bread i don't think. Dont even know what it is (besides some kind of bread i guess)
 
Never had soda bread i don't think. Dont even know what it is (besides some kind of bread i guess)

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And how exactly is it better than normal bread?


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Charlie adam is a good player but can't fit in the system necessarily etc etc etc sell etc etc only if blah blah blah
 
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And how exactly is it better than normal bread?

It's nice toasted with loads of butter and enjoyed with a big mug of tea. Mmmmm..... It's not better than normal bread, just different.

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Charlie adam is a good player but can't fit in the system necessarily etc etc etc sell etc etc only if blah blah blah

Yes.
 
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And how exactly is it better than normal bread?

Mate- imagine one of those things sliced in half- toast it and butter it- use it to sandwich sausages or bacon or egg or any combination.

Fry it with your fried brekkie. You'll realise how utterly shite that fried slice that English people have is after that. They're amazing.

You can even use them to make an Irish pizza.

edit: Or as Athens says, just buttered with a cuppa. Brilliant.
 
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