Why can't we sell Charlie Adam?

[LeTallecWiz]

From footy365.com:

Apparently Stoke have joined the race for Charlie Adam's signature and are weighing up a £5million bid for the midfielder.

 

[Fallon]

I'd drive him there myself to get £5m for that teletubby.

 

[Mystic]

Good match Adam and Stoke.

 

[Richey]

I'd drive him there myself to get £5m for that teletubby.

He will probably be looking for a lift so let them know, it could be a deal breaker.

 

[Fallon]

*Sends Ayre an email and goes to fuel up*

 

[FoxForceFive]

*Sends Ayre an email and goes to fuel up*

Don't forget to map your route around McDonalds, greggs & burger kings.

 

[Woland]

I don't know why you're all being so mean

 

[doctor_mac]

It breaks my heart Woland. I do think his going will make room for Suso to come into the 1st team equation, so I find solace in that.

 

[FoxForceFive]

It's because we all have perfect lean bodies with 6 packs & he doesn't.

 

[doctor_mac]

I have taken to stacking my six-pack in horizontal folds.

 

[Fabio]

Why have a 6 pack when you can have a keg?

 

[StevieM]

Paddy the butcher in Kew I assume?

No.

Leo's - I've dealt with Paddy the Butcher before - he's alright, but unsurprisingly appeals to Irish clientele based on name first.

 

[StevieM]

Anyhooo....

I've never managed to nail potato bread.

I've made fabulous soda bread and wheaten bread from scratch.

More importantly... I've made soda bread with sultanas in it - my god.... if something was ever made to be lashed with butter.... It soda bread with sultanas - yummmoooooo

 

[the count]

Anyhooo....

I've never managed to nail potato bread.

I've made fabulous soda bread and wheaten bread from scratch.

More importantly... I've made soda bread with sultanas in it - my god.... if something was ever made to be lashed with butter.... It soda bread with sultanas - yummmoooooo

is sensationally good toasted and smothered in butter too

 

[mark1975]

I'd drive him there myself to get £5m for that teletubby.

Didn't know you had your FLT licence Fallon.

 

[Woland]

is sensationally good toasted and smothered in butter too

Have you ever tried shagging one?

 

[the count]

Have you ever tried shagging one?

weirdo

 

[Woland]

It sounds fucking great. I wish there were more bread based porn sites.

 

[the count]

It sounds fucking great. I wish there were more bread based porn sites.

Wouldn't you be worried by yeast infections?

 

[Judge Jules]

In my innocence I didn't know such sites existed. Now I know why the French bake their bread the shape they do.

 

[Athens]

In my innocence I didn't know such sites existed. Now I know why the French bake their bread the shape they do.

This also explains bagels.

 

[Hansern]

Some twitter rumours that a deal will be announced tonight

 

[Ossi]

Some twitter rumours that a deal will be announced tonight

To Everton?

 

[Hansern]

Yep!

 

[mark1975]

Well... you know what's inevitable when we play them then...

 

[Woland]

Well... you know what's inevitable when we play them then...

He'll be following that bird who throws toffees into the crowd

 

[FoxForceFive]

The way they're playing he'll be lucky to get near the pitch.

 

[the count]

Well... you know what's inevitable when we play them then...

The pie shop is sold out?

 

[the count]

James Pearce ‏@JamesPearceEcho
Charlie Adam set to be sold to Stoke and with exit of Jay Spearing as well that will allow #LFC to finally get Dempsey.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I'll take that ... 8 million for those two = Dempsey. Whatever we get for Carroll = our new striker. Downing and Henderson will be gone next summer I think.