What's he done now?

[dantes]

It ticks all the boxes. He's going to be banned and you can pretty much write the judgement yourself word for word. If it was me that's exactly what I'd do... then offer a defence to counter-act their stupid judgement. It's like chess and you know what move your boringly predictable opponent is going to make. How can you lose? But of course the retarded club lawyers will offer up the defense the FA expect them to offer, the FA will proceed to ignore it, and then hand down a ban.

 

[dantes]

The first thing is to take the time stamps from the posts. Then present the entire club's medical team who duly give sworn witness statements that at that time Mario was in an oxygen tank rehabilitating from an injury. His phone was hacked. Problem?

 

[dantes]

In the alternative, Mario has an employed agent who monitors and updates his social media presence. You will of course understand he is a very busy man which is why he is not present before you today. The aforementioned agent made an unfortunate error of judgement, and Mario corrected it immediately. Exhibit A is the P45 of one Ian Ayre. Problem?

 

[StevieM]

Love this so called FA investigation. He put the pic up then took it down. Dave whelan said on radio Jews love money and the word chink. He admits it and said sorry. What exactly is there to investigate hardly need miss marble do they. FFS

Who the fuck is "Miss Marble"?

 

[Fox]

Who the fuck is "Miss Marble"?

What, you have never heard of miss Marples niece. Honestly.

 

[mark1975]

I haven't bothered reading this, because the tool says more away from the pitch than he does on it, but I thought this was about the incident at Melwood, not more bollocks tweets.

 

[mom]

What incident at Melwood?

 

[cloggypop]

I can't believe he did that at Melwood.

 

[Jack D Rips]

What, you have never heard of miss Marples niece. Honestly.

So Miss Marple's sister married a guy called Marble. How amazing is that?

 

[gkmacca]

So Miss Marple's sister married a guy called Marble. How amazing is that?

Not that amazing. Bob Paisley's daughter married someone called Tye.

 

[mom]

I can't believe he did that at Melwood.

DID WHAT???

 

[#roadred]

I can't believe he did that at Melwood.

It was madness, could be the last straw.

 

[Markeh]

It was madness, could be the last straw.

It really depends on how far the club are willing to go to defend and support him, he's clearly not right in the head

 

[Judge Jules]

Not that amazing. Bob Paisley's daughter married someone called Tye.

Shanks was married to Nessie if it comes to that. 😉

 

[TheFasterBlade]

I'm telling you if I was going to do *that* the last place I'd do it is Melwood

 

[gkmacca]

Certainly not whilst wearing that.

 

[tony]

.... and definitely not with them!!

 

[FoxForceFive]

And not in front of all those witnesses either.

 

[Fabio]

It's abhorrent

Those kids didn't need to see that

And poor Rossiter

 

[Athens]

So close to Christmas as well.

 

[tombrown]

And poor miss marble was in a terrible state once he did it

 

[Jack D Rips]

David Conn ‏@david_conn 36s37 seconds ago
Dave Whelan latest: “When I was growing up we used to call the Chinese ‘chingalings’" http://t.co/wjHY06akPD

 

[Mystic]

David Whelan is like a Tarrentino movie without the violence.

 

[ILD]

David Conn ‏@david_conn 36s37 seconds ago
Dave Whelan latest: “When I was growing up we used to call the Chinese ‘chingalings’"

That's fake. It's actually a line from the film Gran Torino.

 

[gkmacca]

Charged. Unbelievable.

 

[ILD]

Ridiculous.

 

[FoxForceFive]

How the fuck can you be charged with racism for that? Next they'll be charging black players for saying the n word whilst rapping along to songs.

It's ludicrous.

 

[Fabio]

Be interesting to see what happens with pearsons "fuck off and die"

 

[Leo]

Sick of this shit.
I don't even like football anymore the game is gone.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Be interesting to see what happens with pearsons "fuck off and die"

The same fans who were giving him abuse are now offended.

Embarrassing all round