What's he done now?

[dantes]

The club are unspeakably retarded in the way they are going about this. For fucks sake just lie. It's not fucking hard.

 

[SummerOnions]

Exactly. Just get his friend to say he did it. Easy

 

[FoxForceFive]

We do seem incapable as an institution of lying to protect ourselves from the fa. When watching any soap or drama I often laugh at the fact the characters all are incapable of lying when asked if they had an affair/killed someone/ate the budgie.

We're the football club equivalent of Ian Beale.

 

[gkmacca]

We're the football club equivalent of Ian Beale.

Yep. No wonder the actor who plays him has a season ticket at Anfield.

 

[mark1975]

What incident at Melwood?

He went out on a night out and tried to get his mates into Melwood.

 

[mom]

What a muppet. This, the charge from the FA oh and the lack of goals would surprise me if he's gone by xmas.

 

[FoxForceFive]

He went out on a night out and tried to get his mates into Melwood.

Yeah, thing is if it wasn't ballotelli it wouldn't be a story.

 

[cloggypop]

Is it a story? Which papers ran with it?

 

[Fabio]

Only thing I've heard about it is on here

 

[Judge Jules]

Yep. No wonder the actor who plays him has a season ticket at Anfield.

My first reaction to reading this was "So they're selling season tickets to Cockneys now?" (only joshing, Spion and any other Lahndaners on here!). Had I been a known name in the game and Tweeted that, I'd presumably now be up on an FA charge.

It's official. The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

 

[MaBigTip]

Wait, so a Jewish black man is being done for racism and anti-semitism? I'm amused and appalled that the presumably white and Christian FA have the balls.

 

[themn]

Wait, so a Jewish black man is being done for racism and anti-semitism? I'm amused and appalled that the presumably white and Christian FA have the balls.

Mario's (adopted) mother is Jewish, not him.