What the hell is Bale on?

[LeTallecWiz]

 

[refugee]

Looks like grass. Maybe it's a football pitch

 

[Markeh]

The before picture

Http://pic.twitter.com/hjJu1mTpG3

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Lots and lots of bananas.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

That's what happens when you hang around C. Ronaldo everyday.

 

[Oliver Twist]

Bale annoys me. His face. His hair. His voice. The whole shaboozle.

I know that's childish.

 

[Silver Sean]

He's a massive twat.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

dat headband

 

[Gary25]

Photoshop?

 

[Brizzle]

Absolute unit! That is what a modern day footballer should look like. No excess body fat and ensuring he is conditioned enough to maximise pace/acceleration/ strength. With the amount of time they get outside of skills training there are few excuses for a professional footballer not to be in top shape.

 

[Hyena]

what happened to his ears?

 

[OLD_Lewy]

fair play to him, he's clearly working really hard and he's doing very well in spain, always like to see a brit do well in europe

 

[Whirly]

Opium, obviously.

 

[ILD]

Pic looks fake. His head looks tiny on the body.

 

[mark1975]

Photoshop?

no, its a real headband.

 

[Athens]

Those gorilla genes are really kicking in now. He'll need an all over body wax soon.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Expect him to be able to leap over tall buildings in a single bound.

Must be on the same injections as Messi, except without the growth defect to start.

 

[Pesam]

Opium, obviously.

Nah, Monkey Gland injections.

 

[Best Believe It]

He has, for some time, been modelling himself on Cristiano Ronaldo. So expect his next move to get a deep tan and work on his arrogance.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Nah, Monkey Gland injections.

Monkey gland sauce is great (Spurs favorite of mine in SA)

 

[cloggypop]

When you google Spanish sports doctors everything seems to be about doping.

 

[FMSPWR]

Absolute unit! That is what a modern day footballer should look like. No excess body fat and ensuring he is conditioned enough to maximise pace/acceleration/ strength. With the amount of time they get outside of skills training there are few excuses for a professional footballer not to be in top shape.

exactly http://www.strengthsensei.com/the-fastest-way-to-improve-the-quality-of-play-in-football/

And I don't know why so many people are so quick to start throwing steroids/doping about.

Anyone has the ability to transform their bodies in a 12 week period, provided they train hard enough and eat the right things.

Anyone doubting that a professional footballer with access to the best coaches, equipment and all his nutritional needs taken care of, can't transform their physiques in a year, obviously knows nothing about fitness.

 

[Fox]

I really respect Bale. He has obviously worked hard on his fitness and his pace. His power in his shooting is awesome and I really wish him well. He had a great 1st season

 

[cloggypop]

Anyone has the ability to transform their bodies in a 12 week period

 

[etchy]

He does look a tad like the lead in planet of the apes....

 

[Athens]

He does look a tad like the lead in planet of the apes....

Charlton Heston?

 

[etchy]

Charlton Heston?

the primate not the human!

 

[The Slugmonster]

Great player, great attitude and any interview ive ever seen with him he's been very humble. Fuck all the image shit. We had a transvestite with a hairband too for a while playing up front and none of us gave a shit. I don't like his diving malarkey at all, but Suarez and Stevie have done it in the past and blind eyes have been turned.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Am I the only one who thinks AtlasMan there looks a bit like Coutinho?

 

[localny]

I really respect Bale. He has obviously worked hard on his fitness and his pace. His power in his shooting is awesome and I really wish him well. He had a great 1st season

Seconded. Plus he's not wasting his talents. Professional and a good kid.